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He's already managed to coach them to not defend crosses, or press players around the box, or pick up runners. Remarkable in such a short space if time. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/cvgnypj99xxo

Before the match "we're still in every competition with a good chance" After the match "we just qualified for the Europa League under difficult circumstances"

Somebody fire up the ROFLcopter

At least Rangers fans can expect the full "game would've been very different without that that decision" piece of performative art in the post match interview to add to their collection.

5-0

Doubtful. The people in charge are really calm about the project. And everyone Martin speaks to tells him how supportive they are. Including Fergie.

Honorable mention to the team effort of pressing to force the turnover in a dangerous position.

Archer!

Be careful. This is the kind of blue sky ideation that Rasmus might want to turn into a Ted talk.

We asked for a number 10 and we get a reserve keeper. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

What you can't see is our goal is off the left hand side of the screen.

If you stick to the plan then nobody gives the ball away. This is a players problem.

The problem is they don't have enough of the ball. Apparently. He's thrown at least 2 of his players under the bus. The important thing is it's not his fault or his tactics.

Up to 7th after that. I won't lie. I feel asleep the 2nd half. Which is a shame as Rangers picked up 3 points for their performance.

Joe Rothwell has about 50% turtle DNA enabling him to breathe out of his ass.

What Rangers fans probably haven't had a chance to appreciate yet is Martin's ability to ruthlessly see out a 1-0 defeat. So there's a chance to tick that box today.

And God.

Obviously nowhere near the fittest man in Europe (tm) that is Nathan Jones.

Have to admire the burst of pace that took Martin down the tunnel away from them though. That's what a serious fitness regime gets you.

As the Rangers fans noted "Joe Slothwell"

St Mirren really need a second here before the whistle. Half time team talks are a Martin specialty where he has the chance to completely change the shape of the game.

Reading the Rangers forum they're all really calm about how this is just part of changing the culture at the club and part of a bigger process that's going to deliver the football they crave to Ibrox.