coalman

I do not believe that is a strong enough word.

This could be the day I cancel my Sky subscription. Already grimacing at the coverage and the first whistle hasn't gone yet.

We've really set up to put one of the goals under siege. Sadly, our own.

We've managed to stumble on that rarest of things. A non-confidence building win.

Well, Newcastle will know they're in for a game on Tuesday if they just watched that.

We'll this out. We almost never concede from a set piece.

Oh bugger. It's back in time for the equaliser

The only saving grace is that I just lost my stream so I don't have to watch it.

I would say we're making certain of the win, but recent history does not back that assertion up.

Let's get Ballard on now. Give the lad some minutes.

And the last thing we want to do with our porous defence is give away cheap possession.

Why can't we pass?

Jones should print copies of this and put a copy with every player's kit before the game

I'm sure they had a plan. Whether it was a good plan is another question.

Broja was my first thought on watching that video too

4-0. A second for Jimmy Jay. We have such a good crop of youngsters - it would be heartbreaking if there's no pathway for them into the first team.

Couldn't find it but you can keep track of the score here https://www.flashscore.co.uk/match/6Nd1crYT/#/match-summary Saints 2-0 up with part way into the 2nd half

Never go back. Players towards the end of their careers going back to a former club never seems to end well. I don't think Ings returning would be Cristiano Ronaldo bad but I don't see there being a deal which works for everyone here. He was a great servant for the club while we had him and we got a decent wodge of cash. Suspect Villa would ask more than we're willing to pay as would the man himself and that's before concerns over his ability to manage his body as he gets older.

Villa are beatable. They managed to win against Leeds while being played off the park. It's another one of those winnable games we've come to fear as Saints fans. Just remember how abject we were in the reverse fixture and would love to see us make amends and make that chink of light a little brighter. Downside is Coutinho is out of form and loves playing against us.

I wasn't impressed with the way the team were playing. This last week has been great. Long way to go in the season so let's see what happens next. The second half at Liverpool was positive. Everything up to the FA cup was a bit pants. Everything since has been looking up. Until last Saturday I thought we were nailed on for relegation. Now I have a sliver of hope fair play to the coaches and players for that.

24 more point from 19 games needed (assuming 39 is the magic number). Which sounds a sight better than 27 from 18.

Spare a thought for the Toffees fans. Forced to miss a night of sleep for an impromptu fireworks display then forced to stay behind protesting their board who aren't safely able to watch the game in person. Not sure which thought, mind you.

Get in! It's the hope that gets you though.

This sounds like most of our trips to Goodison. I think (hope) the players will be so incensed by the fireworks that they'll be on it from minute one. Saints win 3-1 and Lampard fired by Monday morning.

They've done it to a few teams apparently. This answers the question I awoke to - what can Everton fans do today to make me dislike them and their club more?