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I would have to include the recently finished trilogy by Conn Iggulden, Wolf of the Plains, Lords of the bow and Bones of the hills, The tale of Gengis Kahn. Like Bernard Cornwall he brings history to life. Another trilogy I can recomend is by Robyn Young, Bretheren, Crusade and Requiem, all about the Templar Knights in the holy land and beyond.

Another free kick

Four Mins to win this COYR

This is a true story... A town councillor in Wales , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home. The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height. The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found... The Local Authority said the vents can stay since there is no planning law referring to shutter design.

Saints till I die, Saints after I die Dave Barrow

Be interested to know if you were on the "Lincoln" for that little event.

It could be old news:smt017

As an ex serviceman myself I would be in total favour of this scheme, particuarly If I walked into casualty with a splinter then I do believe I should be seen before some civvy scrote with his leg half amputated. I also feel that my local pub should offer a large discount an any acoholic beverage I wish to purchase with no limits on quantity. I would also expect free petrol and flights to go and visit as many fellow ex servicemen as I choose, I happen to have some good mates in Newcastle Liverpool and America. Thank you Gordon, please introduce it NOW

And your source for this stunning statement is?

Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car park where cars and coaches can park. There was also a nice bloke with a hat and ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5. This parking attendant worked there for about 25 years, then one day didn't turn up for work... Ho hum say Bristol Zoo management- better phone up Bristol City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant. Err no, say the Council...That car park is your responsibility. Err no, say Bristol Zoo, the attendant was employed by you .....wasn't he....? Errrr, NO!!!! (Sitting in his villa in Spain is a bloke who had been accepting the car park takings for Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years)

Much prefer the tartan paint, but be careful not to stir it, you end up mixing your clans:rolleyes:

http://blogs.sky.com/daily/Post:efb66308-7d19-44bf-8d1e-b610f8f9f7ac

A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!

Personally I like my apples to have been crushed and then fermented:D

Some skate more than likely

One of my favorites in recent years Loads more photos here http://www.garfnet.org.uk/coppermine/thumbnails.php?album=288

Wrong but I LOL'd

Not if you employ the fast forward button HTH

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only £20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions! The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.' So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!' The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says: 'LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'

Oh well a points better than none

Bugger hit the post

Nice bush

Last few mins come on you reds

And then either Basingstoke or Andover in any particular order

TBH cant say as I blame her, bit tacky to propose at a basketball game FFS, should have done it at a football match, in front of the Northam