Viking Saint

Yep, its as one eyed as can be. They're going down like hookers and deserve free kicks and we're getting fouled off the park and are accused of going down too easily. Embarrassing

Fuck me. Finally been given a freekick

'Bazunu, always calm with the ball at his feet' according to the commentator?!?!?

Cos we're aiming for Robinson!!!!

Turning circle of the QE2

That's mental

Downes gets the captaincy as THB comes off, both of whom should have the armband ahead of JS.

Fernandes!!!!

Winning matches?? It'll never catch on

Unlikely saviour!!!

Two maybe three penalties not given for us. Bent as

FFS. Nothing fucking changes

Wrexham penalty

I'd be quite happy for Jack Stephens to take some footballing responsibilities onboard - would make a nice change

We're still playing without a #5

Is he going there to be #2 to Pope???

How you feeling at the moment?!

Find this move absolutely fucking staggering. An extended contract to one of our weakest players in years. Talk about embracing mediocrity. All this talk about leadership would be fine if it was successful leadership, but it hasn't been. He's been a major part of our problem for years now and should've been shipped out, along with Bednarek, so the slate can be wiped clean. This is a massive own goal.

Add Stephens to that list. Part of our malaise of accepting mediocrity and needs shipping out

And they're all shit

Both simple, classy and nicer than our kit

Elyounoussi drove me up the wall. Ponderous, one paced, regularly gave it away and very little end product. He wasn't the only one but he always particularly got on my wick

Chris Nicholl at Fleming Park Golf Club. He was watching the WPGA Eastleigh Classic. Chatted away and was a really pleasant guy. Ian Holloway at Dunelm Mill in Truro. Spoke with Barry Horne on the phone. He was head of Football at some school and we were arranging fixtures. Mark Wright was watching his son playing Rugby 7s in a tournament at a school in Lancashire. Chatted about Saints for about 15 minutes, really nice fella. And although it's not Football, Boris Becker was an absolute gent and very chatty when I met him at Queens Club in West London.

I can't fathom why two shades of red is a good idea??

#burnthewitch