Marsdinho

Very good tune

Sorry, wrong number

You would have thought that (at the request of the player) they would have made up a reason, to spare his blushes. I would have gone with "Family Issue"

Ha, that made me laugh more that the comment did and the joke did.

We may as well just fold as a club now that he's not available. Hang on..

Not a "Friends" fan by any chance....

Although, this is a little weird....

Monkey's....

Just realised my post rhymed, maybe I should have written the song.

+1 I actually think the song is fu**ing gash, but lets hope it raises some cash.

Ive just had to log on to ebay to check. What a bl00dy good idea. I would never have thought to look for that on ebay. Some chap on there (Ajay) must have mde a fortune over the years. Good on him.

OK.....got it uploaded now, this is the "before" shot...

Im quite hirsute at the moment, so im going to take a "before" and "after" picture, that way everyone can asses what looks better. Hang on a sec and ill upload my "before" pic. Ill then shave it all off and take another pic.... Im guessing you will all prefer me when i have a bit of stubble, Mrs Mars prefers me looking like that. (PIC TO FOLLOW)

Didnt those two finish 3rd in X Factor last year....

Nice thatch....

think it's .co.uk not .com

PMSL. Actually, no I didnt.....im really angry.:mad:

You should see Mrs Mars' face when she is ripping them out.... she bites her lower lip and everything...

For some reason the wife is obsessed with my mono brow. She always wants to rip them all out, I only let her when im stoned though as it doesnt hurt as much.

havent these figures been posted on here before...???

If it all ends in tears, it doesnt matter how you get there.

CB Fry seems to judge stadiums by how easy it is for him to "stroll" to... Would be interesting to see how many football grounds are located in city centres.