Marsdinho

Was the bear on holiday in africa.

Its probably this.... http://cricket.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Michael-Vaughan-to-retire-this-week-British-media/articleshow/4711963.cms

Pet monkey for sale. Good nature, great with kids, needs to be w@nked off with a white glove once a week. $2000

Someone's got moobs methinks

Id go for riley. She has her hand on Vorders ar5e (obviously has lezza tendancies)

What if its hot and you want to let the roof down.

swip thu kays in thur kgyboerd aroand

Is Landon Donovan the only American EVER to play football.

Rik Mayall Russell Brand Michael McIntyre Jason Manford But the Ricky Gervias / Steve Merchant / Karl Pilkington combo is my all time favourite.

Dont Zee TV only show "classic" games from the past, not live games..... I may be wrong.

now that Setanta have gone t1ts up, who is going to show the IPL. I know that not many on here watched it, but I bloody loved it and got Sh1tanta mainly for that reason. I guess its a year away, so they have some time to sort things out.

What was the question...?

Stick to your guns Tony and get us our 10 points back. Dont worry, weve been waiting a while now, a few more days wont hurt.

Thats why

Yeah, sorry. I did have a look, but didnt have time to trawl through all the pages on the other threads.

What governing body would oversee our appeal and make a judgement?

I'll definitely get a ST this season.

About 2 years ago, Collingwood would have been my 1st name down on the team sheet, but he has f*cked me off the last few weeks with his captaincy in the Twenty20 and his loss of batting form. I think he needs a "rest" from the International stage and get some county cricket under his belt again. Bell would be in my Ashes squad though, as he looks hungry and in quite good form at the moment.

pmsl havent heard that for a while

When do they play Saints? Oh...

My starting XI Cook Strauss KP Bopara Shah Flintoff Foster Broad Swann Anderson Onions

Here's a few tips for when you leave.... 1. Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace closet door with curtain. 6 hrs after you go to sleep, have your wife whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and mumble "sorry...wrong rack" 2. Don't eat any food not from a can or that you don't have to add water to. 3. Spend as much time indoors as possible and avoid sunlight. Hang out in dark theaters, windowless buildings, and closets. 4. Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of your tub and move shower head to chest level. During showers, shut off water while soaping. 5. Repeat back everything anyone says to you. 6. Sit in your car for 6 hrs a day with your hands on the wheel, the motor running, but don't go anywhere. 7. Put lube oil in your humidifier instead of water and set it to high. 8. Don't watch TV (except movies in the middle of the night). Have family vote on which movie to watch, then show a different one. 9. Only do your laundry in the most crowded laundromat you can find. 10. Leave lawnmower running in living room 6 hrs a day. 11. Have the paperboy give you a haircut. 12. Take hourly readings on your electric and water meters. 13. Sleep with your dirty laundry. 14. Invite guests, but don't have enough food for them. 15. Buy a broken exercise bike and strap it to your kitchen floor. 16. Buy a trash compactor and use it weekly. Store garbage in other side of tub. 17. Wake up every night at midnight and have a PB&J on stale bread (optional: canned ravioli or cold soup) 18. Make up menu a week in advance without looking in cabinets or frig. 19. Set alarm to go off at random times during the night. Jump out of bed and dress as quickly as you can, then run in the yard and grap the garden hose. 20. Once a month, take every appliance apart and put back together. 21. Use 18 scoops of coffee per pot and allow to sit 5-6 hrs before drinking. 22. Invite 85 people you don't really like to visit for a few months. 23. Store your eggs in your garage for 2 months and then cook a dozen each morning. 24. Install a fluorescent lamp on the bottom of your coffee table and lie under it to read. 25. Check you frig compressor for sound shorts. 26. Put a complicated lock on your basement door and wear the key around your neck. 27. Lockwire the lugnuts on your car. 28. When baking a cake, prop up one side of the pan. Then spread the icing really thick on one side to level off the top. 29. Every so often, yell emergency deep. Run to the kitchen and sweep all pots/pans/dishes off the counter onto the floor. Then yell at your wife for not having the place stowed for sea. 30. Wear headphones. Go stand in front of your stove. Say to no one in particular, "stove manned and ready". Stand there for a few hours. Say to one on in particular, "stove secured". Roll up headphone chord and put away. 31. Write a work package to change the oil in your car.