Marsdinho

"Longleat is working with all relevant professional authorities to try and establish how the positive reading has occurred in a closed negative colony." Slut Monkeys

I dont think you can drive into the monkey enclosure (the main reason for going) due to an "incident". UPDATE: Actually, one of the monkeys has herpes..... http://www.longleat.co.uk/monkey-jungle-closed.html

It would have to be for me to make a bid, imagine the P&P !!!!

My mate at work was telling me about this, he has a Wii. Ive never seen it happen on my PS3

I dont get it, that's a rubbish joke.

I'd give my right arm to get a girlfriend. Well, I wouldn't need it so much would I?

Now we have the safety net of ML's money, offer Rasiak extra cash. Money talks and all that....

Thats what I tell the Mrs when we get lost, whilst im driving :grin:

If your journey is about adding to the "sum of your knowledge" you should try one again. It gives you so much more info than "turn left, turn right" etc. Go on, dont be scared, ask your grandson / daughter to give you a lesson.

I think its just a driving aid mate, dont think you are supposed to use it instead of looking out the windscreen.

Wait until you hit 30 mate.

Thats what a posh racist calls someone from Pakistan.

Bet it isnt, bet its crapi

Could work in our favour, with 5 games gone we could see who is on form etc...

Maybe you should ask the person, that told you we still owe Aviva money, where they got their info from...

Isnt he off to Norwich...???

They probably went for a bit of sun.....

Great word

Liverpool Derby Millwall Crewe Hearts

No we dont...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8173308.stm Bet they were an old couple....

I have just been dumped via email. She said I was ''annaly retentive''. I think she will find it's "anally-retentive''.

Which came first? Feminism or Ugly women?

lol, bet you are some sort of hunk. Fancy a bum...