1) Jan Bednarek had the highest possession percentage in the Premier League over the first 10 rounds last season, and was top 3 during RM’s entire tenure, in the entire fkn Premier League. And let’s be honest, big Jan is a donkey on the ball, which leads us to the following:
2) Most defensive errors leading to goals in PL history, and we “achieved” that by halfway through the season. For context, Sheffield United conceded 104 goals in their recent relegation season and still didn’t manage as many defensive errors. Says everything about how self-inflicted so many of our goals were.
3) Fewest attempts on goal and touches in the opposition half. So, with all that possession, what exactly did we achieve?