Scudamore

With the greatest of respect...why the f::ck would you want two Saints tracksuits anyway?

I had no idea you were Vietnamese...

His bit about passports did make me chuckle... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIwvxJMZy0

Yeah...where was the playing career stuff? I know there's not going to be a dirth of footage but they barely even spoke about it...

Well i'd still try and register...people may well drop out for whatever reason...

2 centre back positions... Second half home or away... Get in there...

Not centre halves?

Depressed me a little to be quite honest...football is pretty sh:t now... Someone like David Moyes should be capable of winning the league with a team like Everton...but big money makes it impossible even for a team of that size to do the necessary...how is that a good state of affairs? Was a good programme though...

Since we've been told we're all wearing XL shirts because it's too much hassle otherwise i can't see it somehow...i'd be opting for the number 17 myself though given a choice!

You're not the one who said he's seven foot tall are you?

The way it always has been? 1 - GK 2 - RB 3 - LB 4 - CB 5 - CB 6 - CM 7 - RM 8 - CM 9 - ST 10 - ST 11 - LM

Mercifully my request has been granted by Steve over the PM's... So it is now my intention to terrorise you in the second half... If your pace is anything like Lloyd James it should be fun!

I have a friend who will pay to be two ballboys...it's a lifetime ambition of his...

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Seriously...centre back? I'm built like Nathan Dyer...

That also means i get to work under Dubai Phil...so to speak... I think we all dream of that...

Very pleased to be involved... However...having said my preferred position would be midfield in the first email... And then having sent a second email fully cut at half past five in the morning (shortly before i had one of the most harrowing experiences of my life after going back out drinking in Berlin) where i put that i am very left footed...or at least it kind of comes across that way having read it back... I would kind of hope to have that left midfield place (since nobody wants it) nailed down if possible? Hook a brother up... I've got a lovely cross on me?

I f::cking love I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) Not even a secret shame...

I certainly go to St Mary's for the mystique... It's like a David Copperfield show... Where did that white elephant come from? How does McGoldrick seemingly fly about the pitch? It's a mystery...but to have it shattered...well it would practically break me...

Sounds like you got yourself a deal mister...

Grass grows by the inch...and it dies by the foot... Or some such like... I couldn't give a rat's arse though if me playing there takes away some of the magic for you though Alpine...as it will make the pitch even more special for this "bugger" as in years to come i will point to the pitch and say "i've played on that"...no bother that the opposition were a little out of shape...as i can glaze over the details...

Having been away this weekend and only found out the result of our game i was pleasantly surprised to see the league table on my return...can't say i fully share DellDays optimism though...

Have you okayed this with the wife?

£650,000 then...

Wasn't Lee Sharpe tipped as the new George Best once upon a time?