Scudamore

I have a blocked sink in my flat... I would like tips on how to unblock said sink... Either that or Kim and Aggie to come around and do it for me...then sniff my bed linen...the perverts...

Summation? Greed.

I'm not going to bother arguing this daft sentiment i'm afraid. The move was a necessary one...

38"+ ??? You sure you only bought one cheese & onion sandwich?

Woolworths are a fine example of how standing still is the perfect way to garner success... You're quite right...

Can you imagine our lot lined up trying to hit the crossbar like that? Spoon - daisy cutter - spoon - toblerone feet - trips on ball - spoon - etc.

Guess no more. Straight from the donkey's mouth... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3SsoMa2Qlhg One size fits and then swallows his tongue...

dunno...i'm stoopid

It's an email address... And i feel like i really should stress that whilst Clogg head is close to being 2/10ths of one inch under 6'3" it is actually the figure of 19.7% of an inch. I hate to quibble over tenths of an inch...but an ex girlfriend has left me scrabbling for whatever i can get... I'll get the micrometer out...

Yeah i have a tape measure too. I also have a design package here. It is what i've said. Anyone else who cares to disagree can take the issue up with suck@myballs.com

Richie Cunningham?

Can we have a poll to decide whether that's come off his head or his arm please?

How many were deserving of a thread of their own?

To be precise it's actually 74.803 inches. Which is approaching 6'3". All depending on whether you measure him when he's just woken up or after a tough day on his feet. Unlikely being a footballer mind...

Tight gloves

Hurts your finger?

Gloves

Every goddam time i see this thread title i can't help but think "well why in the hell would i?" i'm sure i'm not the only one...

It's so f::cking cold in my flat that i run my bath without using any cold water... If i could get my hands on the gas company goons then i would cut them up...

No. But Saeijs is...

Because British coaches can't work with Dutch players?

Who?

Try sneezing and heading a ball with your eyes open at the same time...

That's excellent news... Not so much for the staff at Bracknell, Torquay, etc. to whom my sympathies go...