Scudamore

He's still in charge of the Croatian national team

I seem to remember them saying it will be around the new year...

Que?

Too many unknowns to be conducting a poll at this stage I'd say. Like the poll on whether we were right to sack Pardew how can you say when you don't know the facts? Obviously O'Neill is utter pie in the sky stuff but I'd take him over any other options if it were possible.

Well obviously not if he's been for an interview. He's ambitious and was sorely tempted by the Peterborough job as I understand it. Think he made the right choice not to take that one. Don't think he'd turn us down though if he's offered the job.

FF spoonfeeds you...

Why? Has he signed for S****horpe?

Stefan ****z

With Martin O'Neill as Director of Football...makes perfect sense really when you think about it. Christian Gross will be on cones duty.

What does he do at the florist?

Is this not why Alan Pardew set up a scouting network?

I'd rather you didn't...

Well as long as he's not not nobbing two birds with one bone then he'll be just fine...

This should be on the banner at the top of the page if you ask me...

you're like a bunch of gossipy old women ffs...

looks too much like Cortese apparently...

Debbie does Gallas?

It's amazing how many of you get such information from the stewards when i struggle to get as much as a hello from the rude bastards on the turnstiles

Well some people fail to comprehend just where we are at the moment. I see nothing wrong with aiming high though. But thinking about it i refuse to put Frank Lampard in my dreamteam (to it's detriment) because i think he's a c::ckle so i can see why people have these problems with individuals.

Recognising Stuart Pearce as a horsesh:t football manager does not make you mental. He's up there with Paul Merson in the brains department.

Well you're obviously not a forward thinker like Cortese...

I'm all for the use of the term "spoonfeeders" however on this occasion I fear you may have overdone it a bit. Foreshame...

After waking up to a text from the old man telling me about Pardew being sacked I decided to come on here. Strangely of all the threads started I felt compelled to open this one first. In Dog we trust! If he appoints McClown then it's the right move for me...

I still want the main signing in by the end of the day though. They're just teasing us with this sort of announcement!

I was doing an Alpine. Thus the smilie. I'm all for it. Bit of an Aaron Martin style signing. ****es me off seeing Bournemouth manage to tap the resources of lower leagues when we're not.