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Maybe Dani Osvaldo coupled with Duncan Ferguson would have yielded a more " concentrated" approach on the training field for the first team?

I suppose they could have employed Dani Osvaldo to improve the morale amongst the poor downtrodden divas?

Is there any correlation between our loss of form and Kelvin's appointment to the first team coaching staff?

Yes...Adkins was a keeper for Tranmere and Wigan...Kelv will be waiting for MP's inevitable dismissal to assume duties at the helm of our club...how could we have all been so stupid...Van Gaal...Tuchel...when the obvious appointment was right under our noses!

Should have seen that 35 yarder coming!

Good point...trying to rack my brains as to any goalkeepers that have been inherently successful at the highest level as coach/manager?

Possibly a former player with legendary status...loyal to one club but secretly supporting the Spuds...a number 7 maybe...any ideas or suggestions?

Its not all its cracked up to be...a lot of ball fetching...setting up cones..handing out bibs...not much different from working at McDonalds...Kelv can handle that no problem!

Skiing somewhere in the Alps is what them types do at this time of year.

Have to agree there...No more Big time Charlies and Fancy Dans...cheaper tickets...more accessible...no fear of the Championship!

Well there you go...It is often said that there are lies, damned lies and then there are statistics!

Maya....What were you thinking of when you were dicking around with the ball in front of Raheem Sterling last season?

Tommy Forecast?

So far...and as far as I can see...none of the suggestions...and there are a lot of credible ones...fit in with what Les Reed has historically appointed? Niche, upcoming & european/south american. He is not going to go with someone who is going to argue with him all day long. That is why Koeman wont come back. I suspect Les has probably looked at the Tuchel option, but is in all likelihood as stumped as we all currently are for a credible option? Rodgers is a good shout...but again, compensation and I don't see the heavily leveraged Gao family entertaining that option without exhausting other possibilities?

Tuchel is a very credible option.

As much as I love the initial clamour for a WGS return...it cannot happen! I have it on good authority that there is a quantity of yoghurt approaching its sell by date in his fridge...and...Les Reed runs the show! WGS would not put up with any interference or Augustin Delgado's. End of! We need some european candidates and possibly a few english ones.

Cannot see Koeman returning...left under a cloud! WGS...cannot see him kow towing to Les Reed!

Any ideas?

Think these would be considered too jurassic...technical and tactical dinosaurs with regard to the modern game.

Fortunately it won't be Allardyce or Pulis...gainfully employed elsewhere!

Add a new Director of Football!

Zlatan, Ronaldo & Messi...Gao get yer wallet out...lets see ya!

Redmond is just hopeless in a 1v1...he just doesn't possess the technical ability.

Couldn't understand what Romeu was doing letting Kane get ballside...and why Jack Stephens wasn't closer to Kane for the first goal. Jack Stephens should have been close on Kane for all the corners/set pieces. Similarly Kane needs service...which he is getting in abundance and of the highest quality...that needed shutting down fro the off. On the other hand, we dont have the most capable defence...VVD...probably the best defender in the world at the moment on the bench and on his way out. We look disorganised and toothless. Cant understand Tadic on the bench either? Shane Long...yes agree with that one...good on the counter attack. Hojberg possibly not the most effective but always turns up ready to do a shift...same as Yoshida. Redmond just not Premiership quality...hopeless in a 1v1.

No...He's going to Monaco...better weather!