Saint Marky

Paul Merson- the guy at the start of a roadworks, operating manually the red stop/ green go signs. Anthony Gordon- petty criminal Virgil van Dijk- Stripper Jamie Redknapp- van dijk’s fluffer

Purely judging a book by its cover only, what career do you think any footballers past or present, would have taken if they hadn’t ended up playing football? Adam Armstrong : Postman Ross Stewart : Store security guard Ryan Manning : unemployed Mason Mount: drug dealing paid informant/grass Bruno Fernandes : Hairdresser Luke Shaw : Burger King Cook Joelinton : Serial Killer

Never started one of these, but I’m hoping it will bring us luck. Not far off top six, or relegation either, come on Saints let’s get the 3 points here and get a decent run going.

So sorry for your loss mate, my Dads not in the greatest shape now, but still managing to attend, I’m dreading when he won’t be able to go anymore.

Football legend Kevin Keegan has been diagnosed with cancer, his family has said. The former England forward and manager, 74, was recently admitted to hospital due to "ongoing abdominal symptoms", a statement said. "These investigations have revealed a diagnosis of cancer, for which Kevin will undergo treatment," it added.

Here’s a sobering thought, imagine that back five in the premiership.

Allegedly James Beadle’s goalkeeping coach was his uncle, the late Jeremy Beadle, so you could argue he had a very small hand in their defeat today….. I’ll get my coat….

Well you know the old saying, ‘ if it ain’t broke’…….

And how many lost with him in the team?

Lanana roll? Having watched him a lot on match days, I’d say number 1: keep his seat warm. Number 2 : get up and clap for a bit, then return to warm seat. Number 3: get up and clap a bit, combining with the odd tongue in and out routine, then return to warm the seat.

Fukin hate those misogynistic doors.

From what I’ve seen so far of him Turkish, I’d rather have Bree.

‘Flat earth, is that a new discovery and if so how much can we tax it’ I swear was the reply from the labour candidate.

Thank god you put ‘ to the tune of’ at the end, otherwise we would all have been trying to fit it to Oasis’ Wonderwall 😂

Just needs to bury one and get his confidence up. Personally think he will do well for us.