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This is absolutely sickening. This was mentioned last night on BBC Solent, and the presenter quite rightly raised the issue "surely Kitson, Varney and Fuctacs is more than enough firepower"... they have more quality up front than most in the league... Rangers are letting players go, perhaps pompey should take a look at that shining example of reducing your outgoings. Disgusting, shamefull, cheating little tinpot outfit. Close them down.

Yes, just a fortnight ago they were dancing from the roof tops that AA and BC were out of the game. Pathetic deluded beggars, the lot of em... they will regret their greed and delusion when Fratton is bulldozed, flats go up and they are off to moneyfields in the wessex

That is rather amusing, however the notion that the skates will travel with big numbers is nonsense My laughs came at SMS last night, proudly looking on the itchen 2 massive giving repeated renditions of Shalala, then the Northam/Kingsland pipes up and it echos around beautifully. That made me chuckle big style, WTFILN? Me, I am. As for POL, I also have a couple of lurker accounts with the occasional post mixed in. I blend in nicely and make an effort with poor spelling, grammar et al. They should adopt a policy similar to here I reckon, let everyone be open, our skates just get laughed at, not banned! Pompey web chat people: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-web-chat-with-jordan-cross-1-3597469

The Rangers fans will be pretty p*ssed off when they send 3-5000 fans down to Fratton, only for about 2-300 skates make the return trip to Glasgow... it will be a one way charity gig that will cost Rangers far more than they will ever raise. Lets just get Chinny installed back on the throne, let get that feel good factor again, they will flock in their droves to praise the great Saint Chin. Shalala, drowning in my own urine laughing DIUL Chin Chinny, Chin, Chinny Chin-Chin Cherooo!

Whatever his next move, its going to be great. Watching his interview on SSN he was grumpy and angry, however it was all fighting talk. If anyone who has seen 'Underbelly' on FX (Aussie mafia style show), he reminds me of the loan shark on the show. He comes across as a hard businessman, flash, all the lingo, always looking to 'invest'... however default on this shark and he will destroy you. Dont turn on Chinny skates, he will ruin you, his position is secured and nothing will change that. So, is it a game, or is he falling in love with the club again, again?

All our esteemed heros should be invited to say a word or two, raise a toast etc Chinny, Azougy, Storrie, Hart, Jacobs, Gadaffi Jnr, Antonov, Ben Haim, Clotteril, AA, Ahmed Mirage, Cala, Avram... it would be a cracking guest list Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la - WTFILN Pack the Park Fat in the Pipes

I remember 'arry gobbing off when baloo and csi were getting into bed too. I like this, I like this alot! David Dein? His name has been touted before, not sure why he would go to poopey - the figures just do not add up. This is the problem for pompey and why moneyfields is the only realistic option. So you buy pompey for £30 odd million and write off the unsecured debts in a 5 year CVA at around £4-5m. You then have the priviledge of paying for a quality over quantity first team squad at the additional cost of £11 million for the first year and probably reasonably close to that the year after (after last summers russian spree). And what do you get for your £50 odd million?..: A badge A CWAB Thats it, lock stock and barrell. You inherit other negative aspects too, Chinny owning the ground who could place big rent costs on you, and you have to pay Gadymack £6k each and every week to use his carpark. The brand is stained beyond repair, multiple court appearances, local, national and international media outlets reporting negative stories on a daily basis. There is also the issue that the club wont get anywhere near breaking even with the paultry crowds. AA had worked out 14,000 were needed to B/E with a £10m wage bill IIRC with thesupport of parachute. You also will be renting an arena which is falling apart, scrapes through its health and safety, has no toilets, no hot water, fat in the pipes, no corporate seats. No training ground, no academy, and to really top it off; you have TCWTB and about 300 others who have season tickets for life... those 300 STs is a fair old whack of money each and every year - it would go half way to paying Gadymack for his car park! Sorry to repeat all that again, but the figures still dont stack up. Love it.

It will be a hilarious occasion, the day Gadymack mops up all remaining cash from the skates and takes it all back to his exiled-in-Russia daddy Arcadi. Birch is trying to dump Gaddy and Chinny out of the equation, a monumentous challenge seeing as the pair of them are secured creditors. Sorry Trev' they aint goin nowhere! The trust managed £3500 in the pay4pal ticket scheme in the end and helped pack the park by an additional 233 tickets... fair play to the skates for making an effort, unfortunately it will be a futile one. Tal Ben Haim has siezed the cash already, and he will be back this afternoon for the rest of his thousands £££... in a moment of kindness, he slipped Voldermort a tenner so he can go and fetch some more bog rolls for the players. http://www.pompeytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=384%3Apay4apal-scheme-details-for-boro-game&catid=34%3Ademo-category PACK THE PARK!

I think them liquidating themselves is the kindest thing to wish on them really. It allows them to blow off way over £100 million of debt, money owed to other people, real money... money to you and me as a taxpayer. They show no remorse for this so to wish this on them really is very generous. They can also shake off Gadymack and Chainrai and leave them with the crumbling wreck of Fratton park to bulldoze and convert to flats - by the sounds of the bleating from the skates they dont want these gentlemen about anymore, so this would also be a result. They are secured and are not going anywhere, and they own all the land and assets to protect them, again liquidation splits these two off from the skates. Major investment...thats just to pay the players premier league salaries, stave off the health and safety bods from condemming Nottarf, and pay Sasha £6k per week for the car park... all whilst paltry home attendences fail to break even week in week out... and then they can move from major to monster investment to buy the assets back off gaddy and chinny, demolish the lot and rebuild... then the training site, academy, accomodation, offices and so on ... I reckon £200 million cash should cover it. Attractive? No? That is the prce just to catch up with Saints, Reading, Brighton, Millwall, Chelsea, and all others south of the thames... PMSL. Sope, in my opinion, liquidation is the softest, easiest and kindest outcome for them... the DCFSBs should stop bleating and whining and be greatful they have this option. Still, really looking forward to CVA payment 1 = Gadymack scooping the whole chuffing lot I wonder if those skates are still pleased to have shaken off Chinny and AA?!!! What a wonderful day. WTFILN

Urine everywhere RE: GunRunner Boy... as long as he gets that wonga, the childrens cancer charities and small businesses can shove it! Standard administrator speak a matter of days isnt it? Just putting a few guns to peoples heads... shame the Russians are no longer involved, they have some large me whom carry revolvers and are fantastically good at persuading people. ooh dear, although we have seen this coming for a long time. Is that a 17 point deduction for failing to exit a CVA satisfactorily? Birch mentioned he was unsure of incurring additional points penalties, perhaps he was aluding to the CVA and how they will be screwing creditors over. This is how a football league community club of the year rolls! ...and the sweetest thing about all of this... Gadymack and Chainrai still aint going nowhere - their secured baby! Blow off the CVA, liquidate the club or giant points penalties... two things will remain constant: 1)TCWTB - he aint going anywhere - although the big question must be asked; will his (and the other 300) season tickets for life be accepted in PFC2012/3 NewCo/Moneyfields AFC? 2) Gadymack and Chainrai are here to stay - in the words of the great man Chainrai "my position is secured, I will get my money back" Pay them millions and they still hold all the tangible assets of skate fc, even if they are giant liabilites! Time for one of my most treasured images, which will look the same pre/post admin/liquidation: More urine, PMSL As for the "dinlo moaning disabled Leeds fan", he/she should expect some basic facilities really, no need to get angry about your own inability to provide them. St.Marys does indeed have superb facilities for the disabled and carers. Appleton buys all the bog rolls for the players, maybe he could help here too? Shalala

Shalalalalalalala... Shalalalalalalala... Shalalalalalalala Who the f*ck is laughing now! No credible buyers out there, pack the park has advertised your club as having poor support - 14.5k home support against Leeds in the hour of need - PMSL Looks like the fan on the board trust will take over, funded in part by that guitar player... starting over in the Wessex with Moneyfields as your spiritual home...

Ahem! He cant answer my questions even dumbed down to skate prose Bugger, looks like Milton Massive has been rumbled! Money Penny, Dockyard Pete and another ive already forgotten to the rescue!

The moron skate 'journo' needs to appreciate the fact that Villa own an impressive, famous large stadium, strong support and have a good youth set up. Yes they are accruing losses, but at £50m of debt the assets will still massively outweigh the liabilities... Pompey on the other hand have no assets at all other than ACWAB, and even that stinks and looks funny. All other aspects of the business are purely liabilities... massive ones at that. As for West Ham, they are walking a tight rope without a safety net of epic proportions... if they dont get back up, or if Barry Hearn blocks them from taking over the Olympic white elephant stadium, theyre finished. Gold and Sullivan have dumped tons of their own fortunes in to keep them going so far, that wont happen forever. They will not crash like the DCFSBs though as once again they ahev an impressive, famous large stadium strong support and a good youth academy. And by strong support I dont mean a few gobby skates self proclaiming to be the bestestz, I mean real, tangible support - measured in numbers not myths. Anywho, before this turns into a general footy finance thread, let me introduce you all to - The Love Toast Community http://www.facebook.com/lovetoastcommunity For all lovers of toast, we should take over when the great day finally comes. Science behind the toast:

The 1x ticket per ST will mess up my well laid plans...! I was in the market for ten tickets, not bloomin two! The bottom tier would certainly help to facilitate my JCL buddies, if not I guess il have to sling them into the home end! (are you reading O.B/MFC/SFC?!) Train beers - absolute doddle from waterloo - decent stadium - St.Paddys day celebrations in Borough market - a perfect day One of the best away days IMO, lively, easy, drunkable... was wondering about unchallenged outside the ground last time, checked out the local bookies, chippy etc... it aint scary or dangerous, just very heavily policed. One thing Ive always thought Millwall should do is open the away bars post match for 30mins or so... instead of having to wait for your train bunched up in the cage, it would be nicer to exchange some cash for gassy bottles of carlsberg whilst waiting...

The calm before the storm gives us all a little respite, to catch our breath, mop up the urine from the floor and sew our sides back together... The next installment of extreme amusement is only round the corner and I 4-1 cannot wait. What I would really like is another court appearance with local and national media coverage - those are my favourites! For the time being the versatile Liam Lawerence has ditched his day job at the ticket booth and is now head of skate marketing and spin: all 14,000 of em, famous around the planet honist! He really is working hard to get hold of his twenty grand this week. A couple of funny images to lighten the mood perhaps. I do recall one of these fan on the board style supporters groups wrote so enthusiastically about the installation of a toilet and the removal of fat from the water pipes with a view to achieving hot water... It was so enthusiastic some questioned if it was a spoof - but it turned out to be the real deal. So, do we have a toilet and fat-less pipes yet or just pictures of Milan in a digger? Everytime I wash my hands at SMS it really makes me chuckle... 'fat in the pipes' Shalala

Davie Kitson, Liam 'the butt' Lawerence, Tal Ben Haim, 'King' Kanu, Mokoena etc must be laughing so hard right now they must be up to their necks in urine through so much PTSL Seeing as TCWTB hasnt bought a ticket for over a decade how about he payzzz for a pal? How about instead of buying people tickets, why not a whip around to pay the childrens charities? Pompeys 12th man has some very sweeet ideas, it really does. But if they think raising £600 to buy a random block of blue seats will solve their problems they are deluded... Tal Be Haim requires £5000+ each and every single day for the next couple of years... sorry to have to point it out to you 'tards but £600 of packing the park aint gonna cut it! With extravagant PR exercises on a scale such as this, it makes you wonder how a supporter buy-out could ever fail... no wonder Ms Money Penny was gushing in praise for her constituent skates to buy the crumbling liability off chinny how does that song go again..? Chin chin-eny, Chin chin-eny, Chin Chin chainroo we love those loan sharks, like Hong-Kongs Baloo Chin chin-eny, Chin chin-eny, Chin Chin chainroo 24% interest, Pay-4-Pal Hahroo!

Sounds like Neil Warnock had a rough time on Saturday with them plucky cheats bending the rules once again Unlucky Neil, but this is how poopey do things down this way: Miss Money Penny has been involved in the occupy fratton with TCWTB and as such has not left nottarf yet and is unable to bleat her spin and politico nonsense on social media... Last bleat was on Feb 17th, the day they defeated Chainrai ...(for a month or two.) Self interest serving slag, typical poopey! And qwerty, I think you are spot on about Birchy-boy and his brownie points judging by his hairs on neck gushing thankyou to the skates, who flocked in their droves to earn the club an additional £2.5k to see Ben Haim through to lunchtime today. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17177666 Unless he is being sarcastic with didnt expect anything like this? Perhaps he is absolutely fuming that so phew rolled up to contribute to Liams £20k wage demands for one of the biggest games of the season.... Drastically reduced tickets all over the ground, three thousand Leeds packing the parks away end... and only 14,500 home supporters come along to celebrate the death of chinny (for a month or two)... So how are we going to help the skates raise £0.5m so that they can come to our plaice in april? Perhaps we could loan them some money, secured against the Moneyfields fc stadium - that would be funny. Could we lend them that coffin we had for Lowe? Albsolutely classic... PMSL... all over the floor

When me and David Lampitt get our way with Moneyfields and the Wessex League scenes like this could become the norm for away days. Lets not forget those glorious days in the premier league where the attendences were symbolic of the bestests fans in the wurld, finest in da land ™ Both in game BTW! Still... lets just focus on packing the park this weekend and getting Lawerence his £20,000 in cash shall we?! http://www.fulhamfc.com/Club/News/NewsArticles/2012/February/KitsPompeyPreview.aspx Sick buckets at the ready now... This, combined with two of CLotterils 'not good enough' players being nominated for player of the season, shows just how corrupt they are and that they will cheat at every opportunity... every trick in the book. Dirty, cheating, f*cking skate bastards... shut them down!

That is truly magical, the people of the republic of portsea are a special breed! As for jealous...: PMSL Shalala

The train for me guv, with the image title "Trainspotting at Moneyfields: 450 109 rattles past.... but just for you Luxury seating in the dugout on the back pitch. http://hoppingaroundhampshire.blogspot.com/2011/09/11-moneyfields-fc.html Sha-la-la

A couple of days away and the PTS train roars on relentlessly! Its been a fantastic couple of days it appears, I anticipated some action after a nice little snippet in the metro this morning (no cash in 2 months, players to defer)... but it get even better on here. Im gutted I missed the webchat, looked a real chuckle-athon Absolutely and I think a big pat on the back to all of those who lobbyed the FL to condem the skates, that pressure would not have gone unnoticed - hats off to all involved, you have done this country, its national sport and most importantly yourselves - Proud. But our work is not over, we must challenge every attempt pompey make at blatant cheating, it is our duty on behalf of the deluded bestests. With regret, I would like to say thankyou and goodbye to David Lampitt, a Saints legend right up their with Peter Storrie and Stevie Cotterill. His outstanding PR and spin, combined with the utterly insane quality over quantity has made such an important contribution to the current plight - and PMSL for not having the (Former FA Head of)Integrity and honour to resign. My sympathies to the normal skate staff who are suffering as a result of the shambolic and criminal activity going on above them. Im looking forward to Balram and Sashas next moves, that should be tasty. It would be funny to see them rock up in a lorry with henchmen and start ripping computers off the walls, taking all the stock from the shop, removing any machinery etc - when the latest debt default rolls in. Not sure how TB will screw over the viscious loan sharks debenture, which has been validated in various legally codified documents and UK courtrooms. Ive said it before and il say it again, Moneyfields.

Voldermort is really starting to annoy me with these disgraceful antics... threats and blackmail of this nature demonstrates he has been corrupted already. So he is now threatening to throw matches and mess up the league - sickening. How about you loan out some high earners to support the administration process, and get your academy players promoted to the first team? How about a little dignity and self respect Voldermort? How about you stop blackmailing the authorities with your little stunts, ie only three on the bench - you have just sent your academy home, so get them back FFS Granted, the bonkers quality over quantity strategy backfired beautifully and wasnt Voldermorts idea, but he should realise he could have a much bigger squad without the likes of Kitson, Lawerence et al... Stop cheating your fellow relegation rivals who are cutting their cloth and utilising their resources responsibly. Absolutely insane however typical Pompey, didnt they listen to Claridge the other night?

Tease! So who could it be I wonder? Storrie? Marc Jackson? Marc Jacobs? The bust secret millionaire? The kid from up north? Azougy? Gaddafi child? Mr Krabbs? Al-Fahim MKII? Whoever it may be, it will be a huge price to pay for a badge and the privilege of paying PL wages to mercanry players... and its pay day this week or next

PMSL, old Voldermort has found Clotterils mentality... didnt take hime long to lose his marbles - it spreads like a disease down there. Mr Birch will be sitting down at his desk at Nottarf this morning, probably to find a whole load of skeletons, behind the mountin of paper shredders... might want to shred this weekends papers too, if Lampitt sees them he will go nuts and have a rant at them for speaking the truth. Sir Kieth Hill, welcome aboard the justice bus and congradulations on your victory this weekend. Sir Steve Claridge, what a fantastic performance on the football league review, absolutely tore them apart. A big pat on the back for you for telling it how it is - no stadium, no land, no training ground, no infrastructure, 7 years in the PL and no improvements, PL players on PL wages post 2010 admin, havent learnt a thing... An outstanding summary, excellent work. and the final pat on the back has to be the Northam this saturday. Hearing shalala swirling around the ground was such a beautiful moment - the continuous renditions filled my heart with pride WTFILN!