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exciting, isnt it? And for another bout of hilarity I give you this: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Fans-To-Be-Searched-At-Coventry-3267.aspx Poor old CWTB! How will their famous atmosphere cope? The mighty one thousand bestest in the land away from home and unable to follow the Delhi market rythm supplied by TCWTB... it will be difficult enough negotiating real toilets with no fat in the pipes. Have a good look round at the impressive Ricoh arena skates, you could have had all of that. As the good Roman Dubov said 'over half a billion pounds went through this club and nothing changed' Shalala!

Pompeys attendance was swelled by plastic premier league football fans from the south, so the Henry love-in is completely understandable as it was the only player a lot of the home crowd could recognise from Sky Sports. On the same matter, it would have been very easy for fans to blend in with the locals support and follow the rythm of TCWTB (symbol of pompey support). The one that really stands out is the Rickie Lambert SGM of ours which the skates had a go at... all you get is the 'lyrics' der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der, deeerr, der, deeer... der, der, der ... bloody hell im sure you get my point! In fact most of their songs use the words der/doo/daa etc with one big shout of 'portsmouth' at the end, so very very easy for premier league fans to join in whilst watching Man U, Arse etc. The PUP song is pretty easy to mimick too. What an excellent illustration of the bestestest fans in the hole wurrrldz ™ and southamptons modest and proud away support. Can we stop humouring the troll now and focus on the hilarity? They present the children’s cancer charities jumbo cheques on the pitch in front of the fratton faithful/few, then never pay them a penny. Great effort by saints but we have a long way to go before we are like super pompey family club of the universe and defaulter of charities and small creditors! In fact, thinking about that million from the foundation, there really is no comparison between the clubs... they are entire generations apart now. Pompey are more like Aldershot, Gillingham, Bompey etc Poor old Coventry et al, trying to be prudent and solvent. Come to think about it administration provides clubs like pompey a further opportunity to cheat as they dont have to pay for any running cost or upkeep. Not paying the staff, not paying stewards, defaulting all bills and screwing them in the CVA, players defering wages. As a result of this (and voldermorts begging) you can pay out hotels, food etc for your loan signings, even if you owe the tax man millions. Your top hat makes me chuckle, but what will really split my sides is Chinny galloping back into town with Gaddy charging up behind him... reclaiming the land that is legally theirs, and looking to claw back all that cash you owe them (including Gaddys £6k PW car park rent) that would be priceless.

Sickening, absolutely sickening. Just yesterday (or the day before... dizzy man flu) they were loaning players to clubs in the lower leagues, and this is how they repsond. Thats all they need, HMRC trying to steal all thier money, PL/FL/FA conspiracies against pompey and instructing the refs to go hard on them (as evidenced by that Al-Faraj style email that were yet to see) - and now they are being drugged via the fat in the pipes!!! It was the perfect CIA crime, the skates washing the shame off their hands thought it was regular fat in the pipes, but in fact that fat had LSD pouring into the skin Poor old Chinnys been date raped! on another note, the skates can win TBH a weeks wages (after his 25% defferal that is) Shalala

The first one is good as just last week we had 2,400 there (for our second visit and 4th game of the season) Shalala If I were a skate, I would be more concerned about the good man Chainrai

Shalalalalala...Shalalalalala..Shalalalalala...WTFILN!

Nope, just an obligation unfortunately. Birch has already said it wont be paid! 20p in the 20p of the £1 if they are lucky (the taxpayer that is). Remember when the Russian mafia took over the cesspit? They stated the club was debt free, there was never any intention of paying the CVA. The children’s cancer charities and sub - £2.5k creditors still waiting for their handouts is rather telling. All they have done is bind and obligation to pay the CVA into the terms of the sale, no legal requirement. This is where HMRC and the FL come into play though, as you get a nice big points penalty. If they don’t fudge through a CVA this time too, more points deducted... Chinny is key here as his votes will determine whether they can rig another CVA vote.. Chinny is in total control He is protecting the good man Chainrai, he is the largest secured creditor, with Gadymack the other secured creditor. P*ss off Chinny, the skates are in big big trouble. At this stage I would like to hear from some of our other favourites... when is Antonov back in court to find out if he will be extradited to face the Latvian and Lithuanian public? what is the good doctor Sulamin Al-Fahim up to these days? That average is below 15k although it is reasonably close. That is just an average though, supported by teams like us, West Ham and Brighton topping you up by 3k. Most of the time you are managing around 12-13k home support which is bottom NPC/out of top 6 league 1. And all of that whilst peddling tickets for free, for a quid, four for £44, two for £25, and the other deals I forget... all whilst being promoted by the players, managers and supporters groups to 'pack the park'. Still, nice to see the club behaving responsibly and promoting their youth to fill the gaps in the 1st team squad: http://www.nonleaguedaily.com/news/index.php?newsmode=FULL&nid=83434

Absolutely, he is protecting the good man Chinny. He cant have some council bods questioning his valuation of the cesspit, they have to put up (£17m + 24% interest p.a backdated for 2 years), or shut up. The skates on Pompey Online value nottarf at between £2-4m. My valuation is £2m, about one months wages, and that is for the land plus scrap value of the arena. In my opinion and that of the health and safety regulators the stadium is a liability. The russian mafia had to spend a couple hundred grand on essential works just so they could get it open again! you can see why everyone is going for Port Vale over the skates, they have no value whatsoever Landlocked Shalala PMSL

LOVE the blasé way Storrie gobs off about his magnificent Tal Ben Haim signing, and also needlessly raising suspicion that it is a dodgy deal! Followed up by this gem from Conn Storrie, Zahavi, TBH are all heroes in my eyes, I’m so proud of them all. Zahavi has gone up in my estimation with his kind words for Chinny: Chinny is a top man IMO and we should all be grateful to the man. The legacy he will leave at PFC should last for a lifetime of laughs. http://www.pompeytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=396%3Awhy-is-there-an-sgm-and-rule-vote-on-the-21st&catid=34%3Ademo-category Shalala... shalala... sorry shall we mop up a few PST shares? Entitles you to a vote on PST matters. It would be funny to go around objecting and vetoing everything they try and set up.

I guestimate they are burning about £100,000 each and every day. This may be a little reduced at present as Birch is deffering eveything he can, so whilst they may not be burning that much cash today or tomorrow, the football creditors will be owed millions come the end of the season (as will the taxman, Chinny, Gadymack etc). There was an article a few pages back claiming pompey lose over a million pounds every single game which was rather hilarious. The skate council are looking at options of buying the arena today, which must be a pretty sickening prospect for anyone other than a member of the deluded few. The thought of using tax payers cash to pay Chinny and Gadymack millions is disgusting, however it also demonstrates how unlikely it is that a buyer can be found. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/portsmouth-city-councillors-to-discuss-buying-fratton-park-if-pompey-are-liquidated-1-3642273 Perhaps miss money penny will be making an appearence, she has been quiet since her last little PR stunt.

NO! They need to start again in the Wessex League with a merger with Moneyfields FC. It will be a rupert lowe style reverse takeover, with Moneyfields buying the pompey logo trademark from the liquidators... (as that is all you are buying, after all Chainrai owns the ground and Gadymack has the car park - landlocked). The Wessex in the tenth tier of the game would be kind to them, after all they could go into the Wessex feeders league 'Hampshire Premier Football League' of the eleventh tier... they could bleat that they are premier league and could also enjoy local derbies against Paulsgrove and University of Portsmouth FC! My choice right now, they are Moneyfields reserve team who compete in tier fifteen, in the Portsmouth Saturday Football League Division Four en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_football_league_system Landlocked Fat in the pipes Shalala WTFILN

Please. allow me:

exciting, isnt it?

Excellent - but before everyone starts licking their lips I must ask... why are we struggling to take 3k to Millwall on Saturday? Its next door to Palace, on St.Paddys day, dead easy to get to, safest away in the country and so on... I get that its not that family friendly but neither is Palace nor was Leyton or West Ham... we have lots of lads in the Northam, Kingland corner, Itchen etc, should be able to fill our allocation! Dellhurst MKII and this time we will be fighting to go up rather than stay up! IIRC it was closer to 12k with people dotted about in other stands? Cant wait. Blimey, I thought that had been replaced for the start of this season! This changes everything.

PMSL... it must be nearly 9/10 contributors of his web chats coming from us! We are an encyclopedia for all DCFSB knowledge, we could advise Birch, the FL, the Snooze, even Lord Chainrai. I managed to squeeze a couple in! A nice little Tesco pasta pot for you Corporate? Lunch at the toyshop computer finding out whats happening at you club via Saintsweb? There will be a wonderful new Tescos opening up in Fratton soon hopefully! Fingers crossed for you Corporate! You might as well double count Chinnys debt, hes raping you for so much interest it must be getting bigger and bigger by the day. Chinny, the man, the legend, the Saint! Dont worry about respect Corporate, all you need to worry about is jealousy, envy, bitterness, neckache and shame. We dont demonise you, we condem you. Chainrai isnt the bad guy, as he said "I lent the club money when the banks wouldnt give them a penny"... PMSL He saved you, when the credible institutions wouldnt touch you, Chinny stepped in to save the day @ 24% interest! He shouldnt be villified, he should have a statue outside his stadium (if Gaddy will let him). As for him not owning the stadium, its right that it is currently just a charge on the assets and if Birch liquidates all the money raised gets given to Chinny. Of course he can just reposses the ground if he likes, as they will renege on his loan. Or simply increase any offers to buy the wreck by £1. As long as Gaddy sticks to his guns and the ground is landlocked the plan will have worked perfectly.

Fine work sir. Shalala

Aobsolutely shambolic support when you look at it. My local Blue Square South team charges £12 (FFS) which is too much for the 6/7th tier, but it demonstrates the incredibly low price the skates are being offered. not even shifting 10k at this point, with those prices over a week old, is embarrassing. last week we had that coment that the skates would 'fly up the leagues with gates of 15,000' - well that is clearly a myth, I think 1/3rd of that figure would be generous. Sorry pompey, but we can call you the 'phew' or 'blue few', or even 'the blue phew' to our hearts content, now that the premier league plastics who went to applaud Henry et al have cleared off and you sink down to your natural level of support. 'blue few' might not be rude or nasty as such, its just a factual coment. Yes, Chinny is secured and he will get his money back. If no offers come in he simply exercises his charge and seizes the 'assets'. i wonder how ms money penny and the trust are doing raising that £17m plus interest (24%)? I f*cking love Balram Chainrai, hes got them by the balls and has done ever since Arcadi gobbed off to the Israeli media about PFC all them years ago. The mans a f*cking legend.

quite mind blowing the lack of numbers packing the park, as i pointed out to them that is not many more than the basic ST holders/ST holders for life. 9750 home tickets shifted with the rest going at non-league prices... if AA thought 14,000 (or was it 16,000) was required to break even they will need well over 20,000 at these drastically reduced prices. Pretty sure its Banker. One of the more prominent figures on POL which is telling. My account is pretty much soley dedicated to this thread now and has been for a while. The main forum is a bit dull on here what with all the moaning and whinging, I prefer to save my three posts to the hilarity on here. With regard to every single detail, someone has to do it and it certainly isnt a job the skates seem capable of handling. It takes a hefty amount of speculation and discussion to get there, but us bed wetting nutjobs have called it right everytime so far and will continue to do so. No wonder so many skates have to visit this thread to find out whats happening at their club. Welcome to this magnificent thread st_ockholm sindrome. I do sympathise with the likes of Coventry who are cutting their cloth accordingly, only to be sh*t on by pompeys cheating antics - it must be absolutely sickening. It is rather funny the idea that there are loads of 'scummers' lurking around on POL, some with thousands of posts. My feet are firmly under the table, I get 'likes' and all sorts from fellow contributors. It is a very nice forum layout I must say, despite the lack of decent content from posters.

talk of 'kicking off' at SMS on POL. The cost of policing this could cripple them!

Waterloo East - Over ground to London Bridge - Over ground to South Bermondsey IMO. Means you dont need to get a travelcard for the tube. Depending where you travel from this saves a few quid on your ticket. 2 tickets in the upper tier, 2 in the lower - doh! looking forward to this one, we make good noise at Millwall normally. Millwall have not won at home this year, however they do play well against us. And when I say well, I mean they stop Lambert and Lallana playing. 3 points please SFC!

Cant just shake them off, those two heros are secured. In the words of Chinny, "I will get my money back, I am secured". 8 points from safety with 11 games to go, they will have to achieve auto promotion form to claw back that defecit. A little annoying that they are giving their best players to our promotion rivals, but all in all Birch is doing a pretty good job imo. So far he has bleated on about finding enough cash to see out the season, has he made any attempt to review the debt situations or is it pointless as they are totally potless? Genuis! Yet they bang on about the 4-1 in the cup, Saints in the 3rd tier and pompeys premier league wage bill.... heartbreaking im sure but the answer is simple = we are being punished for cheating. LOVE this! eh? WTFILN PMSL... i prefer the 'skate fish flapping on the poop deck, waiting to be clubbed over the head and put out of its misery'. the hangovers starting to kick in! taking small steps to justice, and I 4-1 am delighted.

People keep forgetting, even post liquidation chinny will maintain his security over fratton park. fixed and floating charges over anything bolted down. that does not change. FFS how many times does chinny have to say 'i am secured' & 'i WILL get my money back'? a person who is bankrupted dosent get to flog their house or shake the debt and start over, the mortgage lender has security and will reposess. Chinny has security and will reposess. I f*cking love Balram Chainrai! Southampton legend.

Corporate, whats your user name on POL? Despite telling you for a long time I post there, I have signed up now and have been putting the odd post in for a few weeks now. At first they got all paranoid and started trying to oust me as 'scum', as I made an ever so slight criticism of pompeys hilariously poor support. I have survived the initial attacks and now have my feet under the table. I have positioned myself as a technology dinosaur old boy fratton regular, my dumbed down posts fit right in over there. Over the coming weeks I will become more provocative with my postings and eventually I plan to become an ITKer! Quite a nice forum layout IMO. That will be funny, pompey CC handing over £17m of council tax payers to loan shark Chinny and another £3m to Gaddy gun runner. The skates will be paying a mortgage on fratton park to the council for a whole generation. Plus the maintenence costs and urgent repairs to obtain basic health and safety certificates (like last years improvements to the arena... fat in the pipes, hot water, installing a toilet) Renting a ground from the council for 20 years will give them a home, the problem is they are handing over money for a property that will be worthless by the time they get round to owning it. By 2032 I struggle to think of the state fratton park will be in! £17m mortgage for this: # Hardly value for money for vendor and leaseholder surely? The council need to demonstrate value for money when using the tax payers cash, not sure how paying 6-7 time over the odds for a liability would do that. Moneyfields would be a far better option.

Some of my favourites: Like packing the park for example! The fans like to bleat woe is me and trumpet poor plucky pompey, but in reality the actual support is woeful. paints a beautiful picture! http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/league-chairman-will-do-all-he-can-to-save-pompey-1-3606386# A nice bit of spin from the football league, but look closely and you realise that the FL are not really saying anything.

Please allow me (milan mandarich portsmouth digger)

Was having a browse earlier and saw this on one of the threads. Bit harsh dont ya think? We embrace our skates on here and tolerate their foolishness, cant that same generosity be afforded by poopey forums? A little sensitive! and as for "Some fans are in favour of accepting that fate with the guarantee that crowds of 15,000 at Fratton Park will cheer them on as they fly through the divisions." PMSL, laugh a minute the old skates. 15,000 in the Wessex league?!! For that matter I cant imagine Moneyfields will house many more than 2-3000. Stupid, deluded skates... close them down... Gus Poyet, never really liked him, but hes just shot up in my estimation. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/poyet-likes-of-pompey-should-be-relegated-straight-away-1-3603874 WTFILN