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Maybe we should plant this pampas grass around St Mary's. Seems to attract people from all over from what I'm reading

Fantastic news! Mccarthy next hopefully, let's nail him down before a premier league club snaps him up

Unfortunately we've just offered Mccarthy a six year deal

Ugochukwu is a donkey. No way will he get into the chelsea team

Tall Paul scores a few then gets replaced by a guy who's been crocked for 2 years

Wow, Sulemana has zero football intelligence.

I knew one of our centrebacks would shit the bed eventually. Great save though

Lesley is a poor midfielder. Amazing that he's a chelsea player

Well maybe but do you remember our other keepers?

I think his lack of form has been about him playing more centrally and not having as much space to run at people as he did out wide

Maybe it's not working because, you know, our players are shit

He was brilliant in the championship, perhaps another player who the step up is too much for.

Is Wellington a left or right back? And who plays as the most advanced midfielder, likely to be Groenbak?

And we get to see more of Adam Armstrong this season. Everyone's happy

Fucking hell that's cheap. 10m is still very good value for a player of his quality

Does Armstrong believe he has a chance of scoring with his ridiculous long shots? He shoots from anywhere

I don't really understand this whole it's the agent pushing for it against the player's wishes scenario. Wouldn't you just get annoyed and fire your agent if they behaved like that?

I'm not totally convinced he would have stayed if we narrowly escaped relegation but at least we would have had a chance of keeping him if this season wasn't such a colossal fuck up.

Just too many championship players in this team unfortunately. Not just in their technical ability but so much naivety in how they play as well

They sit so deep it would make sense to have tall Paul in the box more than Armstrong doing whatever it is he does

Thought both uguchukwu and Sulemana were good last game so surprised to see both on the bench. Hopefully sulemana comes on for adarma

I agree he is our best finisher and there's a role for him to play. A front 3 of sulemana, Dibling and Fernandes looked really positive tonight though, so I don't know where you fit Archer in.

Let's be honest, with Juric managing since the start of the season we'd be in and around the 15 to 20 point zone now probably and with a chance of staying up. Looking at the bigger picture tonight for 70 mins we were the better side and have a way of playing that creates chances to score goals, which is something Martin never achieved in the premiership.

Jesus wept. How bad a judge of a player can you be? Him and KWP are probably the only players that can be relied on to turn in a 7/10 performance every week. He is technically very accomplished, usually makes good decisions with the ball, tries to play forward and has a great engine. Has shown he can be a goal threat at times too. A very well rounded midfielder, oh and he's 20 and it's his first season in the Premier league and in a foreign country

Surely Archer would be a better option than Armstrong