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He has been photographed holding a Forest shirt at their training ground. It's all done bar the shouting.

benali-shorts... It's sh*t or bust...

In fairness, Dizzy rascal had already been on and NDubz were on tour.

Never mind past glories, here's to our children, here's the the future. Here's to their flame. Or something.....

The protegés light the flame. Brilliant.

I don't believe that's it.

And no CGI, Unlike the Chinese.

No, at least Lord Coe has achieved something.

We are Great Britain, we do what we want.

#Awaits Turkish's opinion on the tracksuits... And his birthday card#

Would you say that was representative of their populace?

Uganda, 30 odd million of them and such a small team. Such untapped potential.

Hello San Marino! Wouldn't mind going with her to the principality...

He has a sense of humour, a sh*t one but still.

Sharapova > All. Game, Set and Match.

Hurray for Portugal!

Still reckon Steve Redgrave. Or John Terry....

Relax, we're on to SssssszzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes, I am perched on my head right now to compensate.

Turkish will be proud, we are dressed most smartly.

You forgot to send me a birthday card Turkish, was most upset. Xx

It's helped mellow the more abstract bits.

Move on man, it's olympic season. Peace out. x (Of course I wouldn't, that's a specific character... but where to draw the line, can only a certain child portray Jesus in a nativity? Dwelling over this, really? It means that much? It's an Olympic opening ceremony. If you read between the lines this much it will only have one outcome, and it won't be to your benefit. Chill. x)

Surely in a marriage that's the same thing.