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No, he hires a team of experts to come in fortnightly at £40 per hour. Do you clean your own home? In all seriousness though, I had no idea that there would be companies who would come out just to clean an oven!!

You sir, are a service companies dream.

Not wrong! It doesn't take that long!!!! Why not give your tenant the choice, clean it or pay for it to be cleaned?

Ok, why can't you just get a can of oven cleaner, a scouring pad and a pair of gloves and do it yourself?

Go for the title win, I want to see us win a league and i'm certain that would never happen in the premiership.

I never have understood who 'RM' is.

What an utterly thick tw*t!!!!!

All this 'I'm a better fan then you' ******** and the criticism of how other fans behave. Just so long they arn't being intentionally offensive, what's the problem!?

No, i'm stuck in the midlands during the week with work, but thanks for asking.

Cheeky b*stards! Stealing our ideas!

I'm actually glad of the 0-0 v Palace, keeps the Eagles off our backs.

Yes, all credit to them betting off their arses, but please, leave me alone at my home addres, if I want something from your company I will come to you...

Blow the f**king whistle ref!!!!!

60 seconds left...... Even if we win I bet Wham score a late winner.

We are still trying to attack, lets finish this off!!!

Cork for Chappy please.

With Wham drawing holding on here would be massive.

I am starting to get nervous.

No, De Ridder came on for him at Half time.

We should get Cork on.

The home faithful in fine voice.

Hello, Saints 2-1 Posh. Interesting now.

Wham drawing currently and Hull losing. So far perfect.

It's a comfortable, stress-less win. Just what I need ahead of us playing my locals....

I have in my front window, by the front door a sign saying this: Please, No Door to door salesmen Cold callers Charities We will not buy from you, do not waste your time. This works on most apart from the salesmen for Safestyle UK windows.... they get extremely short shrift.