Costa del Solent

Honestly stunned this has happened. And so early. Thought with all that happened we wouldn’t have a realistic chance of Peretz on a perm. Thrilled to be proved wrong though. Well done saints. Nice to have some positive news

I hear from a reliable source that P.Dawson has stormed the appeal hearing and ripped a fat dance routine.

At the risk of alienating myself here… is anyone else kind of enjoying just sitting back and watching English football descend into total administrative collapse ??

We actually already did that. Beat them 2-1. Shea scored the winner.

Am I the only one who’s wondering why he wouldn’t just use smart-glasses?? I mean… shitty spy really

Sekou Mara - 30 games, 1 goal (0.03 goals per game) Dan N’Lundulu - 16 games, 1 goal (0.06 foals per game) Damion Downes - 14 games, 0 goals … so 0.00 goals per game Che Adams - 41 games, 15 goals (0.37 goals per game) Tall Paul - 36 games, 4 goals (0.1 goals per game) Can Archer - 35 games, 2 goals (0.06 goals per game) Ross Stewart - 26 games, 4 goals (0.15 goals per game) Kamaldeen Sulemana, 69 games, 3 goals (0.043 goals per game)

50p for whoever creates a video of Leo running along the Pompey fans in slow motion to ‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion.

Thanks, my friend. Some well considered points. Just to push back on a couple, however: - research into the DNA of Pompey fans has come back inconclusive; leading discourse has drawn a link between decades of impregnating of fish (in particular, the skate) with mutations in DNA; - whilst research has concluded that the hearts of Pompey fans do, indeed, beat, recent studies have highlighted how their heart rates actually increase when thinking about their sisters; longitudinal studies continue to track this phenomenon - evidence actually suggests that the vast majority of Portsmouth fans do not have jobs. In fact, the only study that argued that they do was based on an analysis of three industries in Portsmouth: tattoo shops, pubs and fancy dress shops and it turns out that all of these industries are booming because of John Westwood. - whilst there are some quantifiable studies which seem to suggest Portsmouth FC fans have children, we might highlight that these studies were based on observations of their (predominantly male) fans bringing children to the games. More recent evidence, however, suggests that these were, in fact, either dates or cases of grooming. - they do indeed have dreams (see above comment regarding sisters) I hope this provides some clarity

It seems the poor lad also didn’t notice that he was holding the pen upside down

At the weekend, literally at the same time as this debacle was taking place, I had the pleasure of being in Prague and was completing a tour of Sparta’s stadium. The tour guide asked me who I supported, I said Southampton, he told me how he had been at the St. Mary’s game where we beat them 3-0. I remembered what a great time that was. Things have been so shit for so long.

Stop saying ignorant and backwards bullshit, much appreciated

Dickhead

Sooo many poor performances. Manning, in particular, had a shocker. Romeu is just a sentimental sandbag, players skipping past him for fun.