WinglessWonder

Always go up a couple of sizes, it makes you feel more lardy but at least they fit!

To the tune of "Blowing in the wind" How do we know if Hayden Hackney is fit? How can we tell if he plays? The answer of course is to send our new intern To watch them train from the golf course. I reckon that could work! 😁

I'll happily respect the red dwarf reference! 😁

I've actually gone for SALT 00 in the hope that the zeroes look like binoculars 😁

So, I'm going to buy a home shirt from DHGate but what to have on the back? I'm thinking SALT 007 maybe, any thoughts? 😁

And who can forget Spurs wearing their new Hummel kit for the 1987 FA Cup final with 6 of them not containing the sponsors logo?! 😁

I'm not the only one then? 🤣

I'm happy to see him sign even if it's just for his cross cumshots...

He certainly has plenty of spunk though...

...albeit still a little bit lenient.

That's a long way of writing twats...

We could rob the song "Crying at the discotheque" (Sophie Ellis-Bextor version obviously!): 🎵Spying at the training ground 🎵

Breaking: the Port of Middlesbrough have announced that they have banned P&O cruises from using them as a stop on its infamous "northern shithole" cruise packages for the foreseeable future and have sought legal advice as they believe heavy sanctions should be enforced. They believe that, as shirt sponsors, P&O have effectively been spying on training sessions for years...

I'm in, any contributions to travel costs welcome and I'll donate the use of my DJI mini! 🤣

Out of interest I had a look on drone assist and there are no flight restrictions above the training ground, golf club, hotel etc. Just need to confirm whether the path is publically-accessible 🤔