Willo of Whiteley

I’m guessing whatever is being posted is ridiculous then? But then the flip side is, how do we know you’re ITK? 👀😇

Are you ITK? Just call them out if they’re so wayward 😂

I mean, he was always a bit of a leach that fed off others and has made a name for himself by doing it

Fake account, Mr Gullible 😊

Saints just sold two players with a combined four goals between them last season for a total fee of £80M. Let that sink in. That is excellent business by the club.

Hmmm A boomerang comes back to its place of origin? Former player? Parked bus/coach could indicate solid, stationary, defensive, or the turning circle of a bus, slow. There’s two, double barrelled name? Or a coach coming in? 14 could be a squad number? Or the number of years since a former player left. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlin left 14 years ago…

Would it be easier to say who we haven’t be linked with today?

So I’ve been working all day, on a 8-20:00 today, can someone clarify - have we suddenly bought every player in Europe? Ive read several reports on six or seven players we’ve supposedly agreed deals with today.

Firstly, welcome! Secondly, that last bit has Rasmus Ankerson written all over it

The chequebook has been found

Very simple, if Fernandes wants to leave then let him leave

Who?

Danny Ings at Sheffield United. Nathan Redmond also training there

Man United’s Twitter account was funnier, celebrating the equaliser in MASSIVE CAPS! Absolute scenes equalising against a team probably worth £1B less than yours and celebrating like winning the World Cup 😂

Man United are so tinpot

Wish it was Josh Brownhill but definitely won’t happen

Definitely wasn’t first or second choice if the Spertsyan and Rudoni links were legit

Panic buy written all over this one 😂 Was Tom Fellows not available?

Fernandes will stay if no CL team comes in for him - which I don’t think they will. Not for the price we want. Rak-Sakyi deal is ongoing but more unlikely than likely.

Finn Azaz feels more like a panic buy to me. Reading some of the write ups from Boro fans suggest that he’s ok in space in the AM role but will go missing in quite a few games. Stats are ok though so happy to reserve judgement.

Matty Fernandes needs to stay forward and not drop back so deep. He dropped back continuously at the weekend and as soon as he did that you effectively had Downes, Charles and Fernandes all playing the same position.

I remember listening to a pod where Rickie Lambert said that he, Jos Hooiveld and a few other senior players hunted down Nicola Cortese when Nigel Adkins was sacked; and threatened to leave. Although he finished by saying that Mauricio Pochettino took them to a whole new level once he’d embedded his ideas and training.

Calvert-Lewin is another one of those players in the Brereton-Diaz mould, looked amazing for a season and now doesn’t even come close to resembling a Sunday League player

Four at the back please, a bit of attacking impetuous. No long diagonal balls to a 5”7” striker. Bazunu; Roerslav, Hardwood-Bellis, Stephens, Manning; Downes, Charles, Fernandes; Fraser, Stewart, Robinson Expecting a 1-1 draw. Watford have started ok.

It’s almost like I said Rak-Sakyi enquiries had begun. A week ago 👀👍🏻