Willo of Whiteley

Love taking our time even in stoppage time. Morgan Rogers could learn to pass once in a while. Rashford looks pissed at hi

I heard the David Coote shirts have been in the sale for some time…

Anthony Gordon is so overrated. Such an average footballer.

Would love to know how Anthony Gordon and Noni Madueke cost the fees they did for their respective clubs. They really are terrible. I’d rather Jordan Henderson and John Stones laying as wingers at this rate.

Well we can rule Real Madrid out of that straight away 😂

Cunt Farage demands election because the country is a mess, despite the fact it was his shit that started all this ten years ago. Anyone going to call him out on it? Equally where are all the Farage defenders?

West Ham v Lincoln is guaranteed for the opening day

Confirmed. Agreed, seems weird to do it a week before the season starts.

I’ve muted those bellends. They are the typical teenager unfortunately. They’ll realise one day how stupid they sound/look.

With just under a week left, what are we think? Home game to start and end would be dreamy. I have this feeling Pompey at home won’t be until the end of the season. Will Middlesbrough have enough time to find something else to sue us over before we meet them? Prediction: Charlton H first game Pompey A November QPR A Boxing Day West Ham A New Years Day Pompey H April Birmingham A final game

Problem is one of them runs TheSaintsCentre. Which unfortunately laps up all the gullible people. 😂

Gullible

I have faith in our recruitment this summer. I feel like we’ll do a lot of our business behind closed doors and they’ll be the few rumours until there is something to be announced.

Agreed. Unfortunately you can’t argue with stupid people. People that vote Reform/Britain First or whatever racist cesspit they represent are the equivalent of those idiots that thought the COVID vaccine was putting trackers in your blood.

Cristiano Ronaldo crying. Or getting visibly angry.

He’d also need to drop his wage demands, he has to fit a club structure. Would the likes of THB who has been an excellent leader and deputy want him to come back? Would club captain Stephens? Squad dynamics count for a lot.

He might be keen, but it’s whether the club want him

Opinion piece by Adam Blackmore that then went onto Radio Solent and subsequently forums, shows etc. No substance. Some say it is testing the waters, but equally if you were testing the waters why would you care deep down?

I suppose it gets him into the Red Bull group. Equally depending how he does he could be the next journeyman manager.

Tyler Dibling is very overrated. Simple. Not saying he is a bad player, but isn’t as good as people make out.

Wasn’t he hailed as the next great manager by some? 😂

Danny Rohl looks like a manager dodged 😂

Anyone that wants Tyler Dibling, please have a rethink. He has now left twice for pastures new, sometimes the grass isn’t always greener. He was ok at best the time he was with us, a bit like Matty Fernandes, there was a player there but when you put him against the crock of shit that season anyone was going to look like a world beater. And that he isn’t.

Mikey Moore would be excellent. Max Aarons (RB cover) not wanted at Bournemouth. James Ward-Prowse, as much as I dislike past players returning, would keep us healthy in midfield at this level. Even Ferguson (loan from Brighton).

Messi hat trick. Messi becomes oldest goals scorer at a World Cup. Messi becomes joint World Cup scorer of all time. Cristiano Ronaldo has just thrown has Weeatabix on the floor, stoned out the hotel and demanded an interview with Piers Morgan so say how unhappy he is.