Willo of Whiteley

That’ll be in the 2026 “Did not happen of the year” awards. Anyone on Twitter will get that 😂

Troy Deeney has said on CBS he wants Boro to batter Saints. He’d know how.

Guessing he’d broken in, no way a Boro fan could afford a house in Cheshire

Ah this’ll be the next story: Saints manager storms out under pressure 😂

This feels reminiscent of two years ago. Cagey first leg all round, second leg hopefully better

Matsuki needs to start ahead of Fellows 100%

I wonder if he’ll feel the same after we knock them out on Tuesday

What a film! Although I watched Mortimer the other week and forgot how horrific that was 😂

We all would’ve taken that after the first half 😉

Nearly!

I think it’s pretty clear today that we gained no advantage in this tie given our performance. The EFL showed throw the case out now and penalised Boro for wasting everybody’s time.

Imagine the outrage from the media

No we couldn’t

Ironically I was about to ask for a stream, I don’t think I’ll bother 🤣 Take the draw going into the home game

Just woken up 8:10 - are we getting pumped this much? Just went on the stats: 0 attempts?! 25% possession?!

It’s going to be all play offs now. We’re dirty cheats. The media have already sentenced us.

Draw today. Win Tuesday

This made me laugh a lot more than it should’ve - but it’s very true 😂 Very Saintsy.

The EFL should just read SaintsWeb - they’ve cracked the case quicker than they will.

Agreed. It’ll be a fine, maybe a hefty one and maybe we cop some flack for it for a short while. But I’d be gobsmacked if it was anything more than that.

I’m pretty confident that a group of professional footballers will not give a toss 😊

You implying the players won’t bother trying on the off-chance the club are kicked out the play-offs? Have a day off 😂

I’d be wanting to know who sanctioned this

This probably deserves its own thread now

We won’t be kicked out the play offs. That would be maddening, and probably a new low even for the EFL - among many they’ve already had.