sockeye

Imagine a world where everyone had dirt on everyone, the Championship becomes full spygate wars with point deductions everywhere, and the title winner for 2026/27 finishes on 25 points.

Inject it into my veins

There's only one set of Saints in this football league.......

Things to look forward to next season: - We have an obscene amount of money for this division - Some top players will unexpectedly stay - Get to play Pompey again - Get to play Boro again

That shirt is bloody lovely!

Youre getting mauled by the tigers mauled by the tigers Mauled by the tiiiiigeeeeers

This Boro team has made history night. First ever team to lose both the playoff semi-final and the final.

Mythlesbrough

We will meet Hull again in the Premier League Fantastic to see Boro squirm and cry

I didn’t think it would feel this good…

McBurnie

We would be at least 2 up by now

On the other hand, it'll be two more games of grown men pawing at us with mock tiger gestures

Classy

I don't think he will survive the scandal, and if he did, I think the squad would be deeply unhappy.

Fandab seems raring to go at least.

Acceptance.

Having to travel down the M1 towards Southampton… Seeing a sea of red and white has never been so depressing

Not really fair on him. He’s a young lad, just starting his career, being pressured into acts that could result in an FA sanction against him and have already made him a joke in the media. Unlike Eckert, the players and Parsons he can’t just fall sideways into a new job.

For all of this aura around Dragan why is his ownership group making the same mistakes for years on end.

So he’s done it his whole career then, and flew too close to the sun then. I’d think he’s learnt his lesson and won’t be pulling this again. Club statement today?

I don’t really care about Boro being in the final and I’m not praying for their downfall either. The whole situation was ours to lose. We were obviously in the wrong re: the spying, but they showed nous, played a blinder, and we played the idiot Parsons. Yes, it feels bent that they had connections that shaped the outcome, but if we’d had actual professionals at the helm we could’ve gotten away with it all. They’re laughing now like we were laughing. We’re just pawns to a bunch of rich blokes, and ours happened to be moronic.