Jonnyboy

Repeat a lie often enough and it can become the truth.

Some of the comments. What lovely people.

Corbyn should have done it.

Batman would have Trump as our manager, no doubt.

So are you not voting this time around?

So you don't count JRod's near miss as an attempt on goal?

Just our luck, their back up keeper gets man of the match.

You tripping, he's been alright.

Boufal has actually done a lot of passing since coming on. Think someone has had a word.

We will beat Stoke and finish 8th.

You're missing quite an entertaining second half which could still go either way...

6 shots on target to their 1.

Ouch.

It's all Southampton FC!

Unfortunately their back up keeper is very good.

Surely that's pretty rare for three to be missed in a row? MLG?

That's got to be some sort of penalty missing record? Ffs.

Chemical castration.

Why not, play like at Wembley and get revenge.

 you actually read that sh*te

Sorted.

Hasn't been updated since 2012 but this makes interesting reading: http://the-sun-lies.blogspot.co.uk/

I wanted 8th place, then I got 8th place, and heaven knows Im miserable now.

Private Eye is genuine media. You'll be telling us The Sun doesn't make stuff up next.

Says the man who uses dodgy sky news Twitter graphs that are clearly in accurate. I'd rather trust Private Eye than Murdoch's fake news.