Cincy USA

I think £30m would get more me smoke and mirrors at Poundland?

Anyone else notice that the title bar (very top of the window) for that URL says "Merdian Tonight" - I think that's French isn't it?

I think what must be encouraging for many Pompey fans is that - unlike Palace dropping several places when they got given their points deduction - their league position will remain unchanged.

Beaten by Calamity, the break and sheer pace. Thought our supporters were AWESOME - 12th man for 60+ minutes or more - well done to all who were in the stands shouting themselves hoarse. Kudos to the dudes we saw on TV wearing Red & White Arab Keffiyehs on their head - we laughed like a farking drain here.

May just have to fly back to England for the final? Never saw any games at the old Wembley but would love to see a Saints win at the new one. Checking flight prices now.

No, Roy Keane, f*** YOU!

I love how none of the links to this new player actually work

Was her nickname "fish" too?

I'm across the river from downtown Cincinnati. F***ing steamboats don't go that far! All things being equal though me and the yank missus will be at the Watford game!

Top job by everyone. Feels GREAT to stick it up Dribbly

arse

We're in the play-off spots!