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Good work, +1 reputations point for each of you!

Tokyo and Bearsy have both done well with their moderation of the muppet show, I've not heard one person complain about either of them handing out infractions, in fact I haven't really noticed them doing any actual moderating at all, which is a mark of how well they've done it!

Having a 'site suggestions' area on this forum, most pointless invention ever.

mmmmmmmmm caaaaaaaaaaake

You should install a webcam

:-)

I expect a hand written note from Nicola C telling me what's going on & I expect no less than 3 kisses at the end of the letter!

I'm just glad I was on the original list, thanks Milts. I remember when I was at school and in sports there were two teams with the captain picking players, it was soul destroying watching others get picked and it getting towards the end with just me a the half blind kid with wonky eyes left. Thankfully I got picked ahead of him, but still that's small consolation really, so it's nice to be on the top of a list

Glasgow probably try's to stick his tiny willy into flys to rape them!

I'm sure someone else will post here soon?

When I was young I worked in a shop and we put one of those 'traditional sweet shop' sweet containers (that your buy a quarter of cola bottles) out the back with some left in the bottom. We put it near a known wasp nest and after a few hours they were swarming in & out. It was a proper challenge to be brave enough to get close to it, but we did to put the lid on. Once they were all dead we had about two inches worth of wasps, maybe 200 to 300 of the little mothers fuc kers. I hate wasps

Forgot to say +1 reputations point

I love that from the main page this thread just says "favourite way of killing".... Good work.

Why does that police car keep falling for the same thing over and over again?

Another post I'd 'like' if the forum had the functionality, but alas the suggestion made in site suggestions hasn't even received a response let alone any indication of functionality implimentation date. Thank god we don't have to pay for the pleasure of being ignored by the people providing the service we're paying for....... oh.... Instead I'll give you +1 reputations point Turks!

Yep, patriots day

I'm watching CNN and they're being cautions with their reporting, they've not even confirmed it was deffo a bomb yet and no mention of ball bearings. They're saying 2 dead.

Anyone male who's not going bald young people young males with thick hair girls who paint their nails on trains (where the nail paint stinks) fat specky nerdy football fans who moan about players being rubbish, then cheer when the same player scores Jamie Oliver Over use of the word Epic for stuff that really isn't epic People that talk loudly on trains who are clearly doing it with the intention of wanting everyone else to hear their boring tales people in cars who speed up when you start to over take them

:lol: Bearsy that's excellent work once again! +1 reputations point

Jesus, is someone gonna complain about the price of sunseeker boats next? A grand for a swiss watch, whatever next?

Bad work Milts, -1 reputations point for thinking about trying but then not bothering

Good work harvey, +1 reputations point for trying

Well after the last couple of days I know how the parents of Madeleine McCann must feel, there's been all the emotional ups & downs (but without the press to support me!). Initial indications were that someone from work had seen my scarf & taken it home with them. Yesterday they forgot to bring it in & as today was their last day before returning to India I thought they might have wanted to take it back as a gift, however this morning they arrived indicated they had it. However when they took it out, it wasn't mine at all. I went to the bar at lunchtime & had a look at their collection of lost scarfs, to be honest I was tempted to say it was one of them as there were a couple of decent looking ones, but mine wasn't there & I didn't bother to scab one of the others!

I will be in Munich next Monday & Tuesday, sadly/fortunately (delete as applicable) I'll be back in the uk by Friday, but look forward to reading regular stag do updates via the forum Phil.

No, there was no way I'd have known in advance I'd misplace an essential woolen garment, although I guess it probably is serious lounge material. Once lounge has been bombed, this is where all semi serious thread will go (or site suggestion area as no mods ever bother with that area). Serious thread was (will be) about commuting/living in the big smoke, but will do that when I'm not tired/drunk/just got home at stupid time/having a poo/all of the above (or to the left). Dunno, maybe some people in London are still kind (unlikely I know), also some people I now work with might have handed it in or kept it. It had some sort of name, think it belonged to happy shopper or something. Just joking, happy shopper don't do scarfs/scarves I used to work with someone called Paul Smith (I can't say if he had Paul Smith scarfs/scarves though!) Night yos