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Is that Australia?

Half an hour since your question to Australia and no response, I'd say that's conclusive, they're all dead.

Woohoo it’s apocalypse eve!!!! You should now have a plan in place and be ready (both mentally and physically) to escape, run, fight or die. Today is apocalypse eve, you should be spending today at work (unless you are jobless) feeling excited and trying not to do any work. If you have a decent boss they should let you have this afternoon off work for some apocalypse eve beers. If they don’t you may as well call them a cu nt and get down the pub anyway, it’s not like you’d have to go back into work Monday morning all sheepish and apologise as nothing’s happened huh! This evening get home, watch a film and get an early night, you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow. I’m surprised that there are no disaster films on tv tonight, such as ‘The day after tomorrow’ ‘2012’ ‘Armageddon’ or ‘Deep Impact’. If you want some alien invasion filmage ‘Independence Day’ is on sky tonight, but then again that film is always on sky! Enjoy your last full day alive x

Because they knew what was coming so they've cleared off (maybe into space which they've kept quiet!)

St Chalet is online, send him a PM Jillyanne

You may want to make it a bit clearer to the mods exactly what you want the title change to. Also, is your husband Alpine?

Dead cert

yeah stain, the poor girl is an emotional wreck at the moment with all this scary stuff going on, I think your offer of a post apocalypse raping session regardless of what happens is very kind!

lol what a dumbo, if you can't even get the thread title right, you have no chance against zombies, alians, the stain, etc!

Ah this one…. Sorry Jillyanne, I kind of avoided wanting to even think about this scenario as I’ll also be pretty disappointed if nothing happens, I’ve been looking forward to potential death to all mankind. I guess I could start a post apocalypse count up thread and we could count the days that have passed since nothing happened, but the thought of doing that every day forever more also makes me think about death as well. I was surprised to hear you say that this would be your biggest let down Jillyanne, only a lot of woman moan about men being a let down, so maybe if you’re not already married you could start dating, you’d soon get more let downs to take away the pain of this let down? Other than that I’m out of ideas at the moment, maybe you could start a new thread asking for suggestions of what else we could focus on? Edit - Hang on a minute, I've just found out Croatia are set to join the EU in July 2013 so that's something to look forward to huh! Also Australia is set to withdraw its troops from Afghanistan in 2013 so another significant world event!

I'm starting to think my own plan of hiding under my duvet may not work?

Octosex?

very good

That's it, but you could have really seperated that second one out across two seperate posts as well,keep going

As it's only got one end of world time, I’m inclined to believe that it will happen globally at the same time and we'll all just instantly die, rather than the doom rolling slowly around the world through different time zones (which is a little disappointing). However I also understand that sometimes information appears on the internet which is not correct, so just make sure you are ready for the unexpected!

Don't waste your last 24 hours, see if you can get your post count up past 1500 before you die

Do her as soon as you can, in fact don't forget to tell all the people you work with and hate what utter scumbags you think they are as soon as you can, you'll kick yourself if you die without taking these opportunities.

I've found a countdown timer!!!!!!! So unless it's instant global destruction, in which case survival plans are moot, then we can use this to tell when things will start to go bad somewhere in the world. Go to the bottom of this page........ http://www.news.com.au/features/mayan-apocalypse-2012

Thank WC, makes much more sense now!

Do any teenagers on here know what this is about, is it just an age thing?

Wowzers, only 2 days to go and it seems that around the world people are panic buying candles. I’m not sure why a candle is preferable to a torch, any ideas let me know? Jilyanne provided this link yesterday which highlights the Russians are stock piling them...... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/mayan-apocalypse-mania-grips-russia This link here highlights the Chinese are stock piling them..... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/chinese-arrest-mayan-apocalypse-rumours If you want some hope, apparently people will be rescued from a mountain in France by aliens, so you may wish to get over to France ASAP….. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9730618/Mayan-apocalypse-panic-spreads-as-December-21-nears.html Here's todays countdown photo:

Welcome to the thread saintfully, the cult sounds good. Do you have a dog & where is your bunker located?

I'm not sure I trust the Russians, they're stocking up on salt as well, but I can't work out why! I think their news reporting is sponsored by a scented candle maker trying to make some money. If the temperature on Friday is as hot as the forecasters are suggestions, the candles will just melt anyway!

Once again you seem to be trying to help them out by 'only taking their feet off', why would you not just smash their skulls in with a spade!!!

Ummm, I think I told YOU exactly this Jillyanne..