Pancake

Yeah, well, exactly. Locked.

Anyone know what the hell this is about?

Did you steal these off Svensson?

As Ponty has already pointed out, can we please leave the insults at home?

First rule of Quality Assurance: Never check your own work, your mind will read what it wants to see, not what you have actually done.

This rumour certainly drove us lupus..

Just wasnt enough thyme, eh?

Loads of stuff recently: Misfits, Danzig, Refused, Discharge, The Stranglers, Wire, Minor Threat, The Clash, Bad Brains, Black Flag, The Minutemen, Husker Du, The Replacements, UK Subs, Rancid, Blink182, Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards, Motorhead, AFI, Dead Boys, ABBA.

Pretty un Saints related, dont you think?

Bet365 have 80/1 that Man City can put 4 passed Portsmouth without reply this week, Ive got me some of that action.

Or possibly a T-Mobile "pink" tie?

They do display a good knowledge of Saints players past and present though, fair play to them. Its good to seem them taking the Mick (McCarthy) out of us, a Little bit of humour goes a long way to Ward off the Daley crying on here.

If they perform well, they could send a message to Rudi.

Just interesting to see where you are from based on what you say on here, your Facebook profile and you IP addresses...

Where are you based Torbay (without being funny)

Smoke and Mirrors... Basic steps: 1. Create new blank layer 2. Add "layer mask" 3. Hit "q" for quick mask 4. Select Gradient tool 5. Hit "d" for default tool to black and white 6. Select the "cylinder" gradient effect 7. Create the gradient you want, with the starting point being the focal point and moving the plane of focus a short distance 8. You should see the gradient mask in red over the image, the red bit will be "no blur", the clear bit will be blurred 9. Select the background layer and the select the RGB channel 10. Go to "Filter >> Blur >> Lens Blur" and select the Depth map to be "mask" or similar. Edit the blur to taste 11. Play about with the Levels to taste and make it look like a model 12 Final Saturation boost to give it that plastic look.

Helmet

Any better?

Crop to about the top of the grass?

Do you like the effect or not?

This heading was used by one of the Red Tops, hope you sue Steve.

Let me know about the Canon 2x.

Delete it, I dont want anyone new coming onto this site and reading that a regular poster has got me confused with you FFS. Oh, and the players beating people up thing too.

Nope, there isnt a way I can afford this Al, sorry mate.

Without being funny, where has it been stated that any player has been sen out and about "lashed" or even seen with an alcoholic drink?