Pancake

Vlaar and Townsend. Both on deadline day, the latter as part of the Morgan deal.

Allsorts.

The twins Bertie and Fred...

Worth a cheeky bid for that attacking midfielder they have, Puncheon?

Who's to say Cork's head isn't elsewhere too? If that's the case then sell the worse of the 2 players...

Ps. Of course that is a joke.

Just popped round to the hotel and slipped the check-in bird a tenner. Seems they only had 1 room booked. Looks like we'll be hitting the headlines again.

I wonder if by selling Cork we can throw more wages at other players who we are trying to keep?

Cheers. Hopefully doing both London and Brighton, with Brentwood half (my local) as a warm up at the end of March.

Ooh, nice. Yup, might do this if I don't get the London place.

Chiriches? Wonder if he knows and has played with Gardos...

I would take him, but I'm under the impression he is going to Newcastle on loan.

This. A winger and a youngster.

I really really wish we had kept him for this weekend and given him 10 mins at the end. But that's my problem, too sentimental.

Rarely often? *head explodes*

Is Diego happy with this?

Bang on! You ****ing ****ish cockfaced tit! Simply Fudgepacker more like, lol! That OK?

You are ITK about FoBS and FoBS about the ITK then?

Fluffing old Big Steve.

ITK or FoBS?

I ****ing love you Bearsy.

Can't wait for the chants... "oh he's so scorey, ohoh he's so scorey. Oh he so scorey, we love him Long time. " Imagine the Northam singing that!

2 down, 2 to go (well let Lambert off)

Why do people bother to create fake accounts on Twitter?

But you can still guarantee he is leaving, maybe, possibly. Well, guarantee it might kind of happen yeah trollette?