Pancake

No, JRod. Do keep up.

I think it's what Pelle is hiding down his trunks in the beach shot.

Who the funk are the daiiy telegram?

**** it, that was harder than I expected at 1.00, flopped at 1.20

Happy to raise my hand and say I was one of those. Yet to be proved wrong though (sneaky caveat)

Good luck Lambert...

"Apparently" as in its on the SaintsFC website and quoted above?

Possibly. Didn't we sign a couple of players whilst away on a preseason tour the other year, so there is form for the media team being busy out and about.

Alright you fackers , shut ya facking noise you carnts or I'll headbutt you and fack your missus...

Next week? When Saints are in Holland? Wow, that's a lucky bit of timing...

I would suggest there might be another reason RK wants Saints out in Holland and Belgium next week...

Why would we also have to do that? NC took no personal risk, ML did and should be applauded for it.

Da fuk did I just watch?

Alexisonfire - s/t Awesome album.

Pretty sure some itk said earlier that Pelle is now off, and didn't Burnley say today that Ings isn't for sale. Plus we do this do loans. So Bendtner it is then. And Gallagher.

Wasn't it mentioned by you? Are we allowed to cite ourselves as sources now?

Wha...?

Whopper Meal Deal

BLT with a bag of McCoys and a fruit salad ITK

The good ol' days of Beattie...

9am and no news;

Lolgasm. Twitter does make me laugh sometimes.

Oh dear... Just put an odd picture on instagram "Don't let small minds convince you that your dreams are too big"

Stop wasting your post ffs.

Translation "Urgh, everyone seems happy now I can't do any more nudge nudge wink wink wind up bs, grump"