Pancake

Me too. Mouse mat, mug and calendar (whilst thats not technically on my desk, its attached to it)

...and stayed on for a season or more? Just been asked this in the office (as a way of saying "well, what do you expect?") Assuming AS and LS are off this summer, then only MLT and JRod I can think of (unless someone takes a punt on an injured Jay) Anyone else? Big no on Crouch, Beatts and Bridge.

Sorry for this, but when I read that it put this in my head (in the style of... Gary Glitter): Koeman Koeman, Koeman Koeman, Koeman Koeman Kooooeman... THE SAINTS As I said, sorry.

I see he was playing at Gleneagles last week.

I see that Koeman's son (?) on twitter follows SaintsFC. And Spurs ha ha!

Doom Bar, in its latest recipe is vile. Like a flat cheap lager.

Going to get roasted for this, but part of me hopes he gets injured in one of the warm up games. Sorry.

Errr, what now?

Post of the year.

So it's not official yet? Someone should tell the England manager...

Les, Kat and Ralph face the media today:

The phrase that was so favoured by the press and so lambasted on here now seems perfectly apt. Think about December last year, only 6 short months ago. NC was in charge, MP was delivering results, we were moving up the table despite a couple of bad patches. Our star striker had scored on his England debut. Our hometown hero Captain was the envy of many other teams fans. Our leftback was being hailed as the future of football. Our "route to first team" coaches lauded as running the best academy in the land. Now we have lost our hardball chairman, replaced by someone who, on current trends, isn't doing so well. We have sacked 2 of our youth coaches with no rationale being given. We have lost the Adidas deal for kit next year and risk running out in a cobbled together job. The much hoped for global brand sponsor befitting a top half Premier League side turned out to be one more suited to a Championship side. The manager and his team have jumped, take with them a lot of the hopes we all had for building on last season. The names touted to replace them have been somewhat worrying. All 3 of our England players are almost certainly off, or if not majorly unsettled. Plus a few of our other stars and youth are being talked about in the media as off. We are 6/1 to be relegated. Meltdown? I think now is the time to accept it and say yes we are in meltdown.

Yes, and then JRod had a very good coach to bring out the best in him. We currently have no coach and slim chance of getting a decent one based on current trends.

Cannot believe no one has suggested Beattie yet.

*like*

https://sg.sports.yahoo.com/news/next-guardiola-marvellous-murat-yakin-deserves-chance-very-094000104.html Please...

Woy.

Didn't know he was on there, can't find him...

Yep, it's like Eurovision. They do a video link to each one and some dolly bird or boyband ****** gives our vote results.

Anyone else using the smartphone app to track? Gives me the collecting and geek woodies.

Rubbish. I, I mean my son, got 2 Eduardo's in a single pack last night.

Jokes write themselves there... but I'll wait for trousers to pop up.

I, for one, am moist.

You make me giggle. If you really had some proper "in the know", why hide in on various threads on here. Why not just post it? Come on, man up or shut up.

Not really. Nixon said "shocked". Now, you could of course think "ohh, high profile" or maybe its not the person, it's what they have done. For example, if 3 YTS IT kids in the back room had been running a porn server. Or the mailroom guy had been opening all the confidential letters. Or the tea lady had set up a Veho action camera in the changing rooms top capture some action.