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Just got a HTC One M8 myself. Very happy with it. LG G3 is also very well reviewed.

Gingers, just to be safe * [video=youtube_share;IeMvUlxXyz8] * just joshing. I'm actually very fond of gingers. I have kept one for several years.

Itchen North corner is awesome. As it is Sunderland, please learn the "you are so Northern you eat off the floor" chant.

97% registered to vote. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/sep/11/referendum-registered-voters-scotland-four-million-97-per-cent Well, there's no poll tax to worry about anymore

Diamond Digger Saga is all over your shít. Sayin' (actually, Farm Heroes is probably my fave King game)

Ah, he's safe. Goatboy will bring you pleasure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQIoc2FCvc How many perverts do you reckon have been inspired by that little sketch? Loads, I reckon.

Nah. I'll get on myself when they drop below £200. Christmas, probs

Brilliant if you haven't forked out on an XBOX One.

XBox One games. Coming to a browser near you. http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/sep/11/microsoft-stream-xbox-one-360-games-pc-browsers?CMP=twt_gu There's confidence

Yeah, but you can't play FIFA on One Direction.

Taylor Swift is shít and only sings songs about three things. 1) Having a boyfriend 2) Not having a boyfriend 3) Being 22.

Stop the press. I've found a Seumas Milne piece Alps will agree with. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/sep/11/salmond-scotland-no-escape-tory-britain

The market has spoken. 10 million PS4's in homes, 1 million of those in UK homes. All MS have got in the tank now is paying a lot of money to companies to stop things from being released on the PS4 for a bit. Industrial bribery, essentially. Tells you almost as much as them sales figures.

Not the point I was making at all. VW was specifically saying they wouldn't be able to have "Royal" anything. They will.

The Queen is the head of state of loads of places which are not Britain. If the likes of Canada can have a Royal Canadian Navy (and other armed forces), why won't Scotland be able to? They're just talking about ripping up the Act of Union, not the Union of Crowns.

Still in the top 1% of all Tories, for that reason alone Most are happy enough with the smug feeling of faux social mobility when putting their crosses next to a Tory's name. "I'm middle class now, innit!" I'm with bletch. Fúcking serfs. Tory voters, not SNP

Not convinced meself, mucker. That'll just draw more people to London, which let's be honest, isn't a problem that needs solving. I can get from Lime Street to Euston in 2 hours, 13 minutes on the train. It takes 1 hr and 42 minutes to get to Sheffield, and 2 hours 30 minutes to get to Derby. Think those are the kind of transport problems that need solving.

Think it'll be awhile, if ever - although I can see the case for smaller units of governance. There are 5m people up there claiming they don't have adequate representation. Merseyside and Greater Manchester have around 4m living in them collectively. A huge problem is the capital being where it is, imo. Although not a fan of Manchester, there's a strong argument that people might not feel so distant from the Government and that more prosperity might find its way out of the South East if the capital was somewhere more central.

In news that'll bring a tear to Turk's (and probably the old man's generation) eyes, Southampton just aren't that nawty anymore. https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/352864/FootballRelatedArrestsBanningOrderSeason201314.pdf In fact, comparing us with our visitors this weekend, we look like a fking knitting club. What's going on, forum hardmen?

I'm an Aries. The missus is a Cancer, and the eldest daughter is a Scorpio. We're all ENFP's.

Scottish Independence: how the Tories became pariahs. http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/10/scottish-independence-effing-tories-pariah-devolution

London is fantastic if you can afford it. Adopted bias probs, but I'd take Liverpool over Manc any day of the week. I'm a coastie though.

See, this is what I'm talking about. I get most of what I need to live as a man. You guys get to take the holy píss out of something genuinely funny (that I can do nowt about!).

Nah, but it has come in handy over the years. When you're literally inches away from perfection, your mates need something to take the píss out of to keep them feeling secure