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Yes, and the resulting detente is the normal outcome of such rivalries. Barney, bit of humility, and a mutual recognition of what the other poster is. I've had beefs with a lot of people on this forum; they generally settle into the same pattern, which is nice. Just waiting for Nolan to get his PS4 now.

Place. They've got horse-racing there. You know what a suspicious fellow I am. One theory involves bletch going to Haydock to "mess" with exotic thoroughbreds.

I lived in L7 for around 12 to 13 years, mostly on the edge of Kensington. Very dense. Learn how to parallel park or die (or at least ding your car up)! Very pleased to hear that you have a bit of experience in the 'Pool. There's a chap on this forum who comes across as Britain's worst promoter when talking up the merits of the city. Your brand of "endearingly and articulately insane" would be a fresh take, sir.

Rivals? F**k you Turks; I'm peerless

Yeah, Haydock is right on the edge of Merseyside. I wouldn't go around expecting no full scouse or anything, although you may be pleasantly surprised. Bletch's best way of "getting involved" with the wider Merseyside community is to slap a copper. With any luck, they'll give him a free ride into Liverpool City Centre following the arrest. Merseyside coppers do Haydock as well.

I've thought of around three responses to this post. They always start out with "hey, bletch is in the area. Should go for a coffee if he's not too sad, especially given what he said about not being particularly arsed about standing on ceremony". It ends with an appreciation of the last paragraph. I don't want to get lumped in with this crowd that chains people to radiators and holds a dog, not entirely in control over its own bowel functions, over the heads of fellow posters. Also, it's worth mentioning because bletch and I are generally agreeable - I don't agree with his ridiculous (implicit) theory that dune likes any Saints players.

Whatever, dune. Nice try though, yeah?

Sounds like you've had a bad week, mush.

Returning to topic, and in the interests of balance, found this:- Quite fascinating really. The contrast between what each video is trying to achieve is quite stark.

Shoes make the man, Barry. You should know that. Stop f**king about; you coming for this drink or what?

Should be down at around 7:15pm. Not going there for the night, but The Swan is close enough. Any other bar near there will do.

As Tokyo said, you offered me out for a drink the other night. What sort of weirdo does that, eh? Wasn't bringing you to the work do, mucker. I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Liverpool has got a ton of bars. A quiet drink in another one is the order of the day, I reckon. It was a nice little story you made there, though. First it was looking after a big-sh!tting dog, then it was because you were being polite, and you wouldn't drink with me anyway (even though you offered the other night, like). Finally, some weird idea about me showing a complete stranger, who has a habit of saying nasty stuff about me, to established former colleagues and potential clients at a works do. Frankly mate, you are running out of excuses. None of that is actually credible.

More excuses.

This is like when Lt Commander Data gets his emotion chip. Sorry, MLG

See that chicken? That's Barry Sanchez, that is. Context:- http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?49256-IMF-study-finds-inequality-is-damaging-to-economic-growth/page2#.UxC7g_nV_Ss

You're missing a bit of context, Verbal. I was actually one of the first people to point out the connections you detail in 1). Barry's frequent requests that I prostrate myself before the forum, declare him "not dune", and apologies are a recent highlight of the forum. You should watch this with interest. Potential huge humble pie to be eaten by yours truly. However, we're in agreement on 3). Boys! To the Ramirez Off Topic Thread, where anything but Ramirez is allowed.

Well it's odd, Halo. Once again we've another moment where things can be definitively sorted, and Barry Sanchez is chickening out. I cannot promise blow-jobbing secretaries, but Liverpool is well stocked with ogling material. The extras are something for you to arrange. Sadly, Barry is unable to deal with the consequences of an incontinent pooch, leaving the forum without resolution. I think that's sad. People want closure, and for the sake of cleaning up a bit of sh!t, BS is denying us it. I can be humble. Fk, I've had a lot of practice. Let's end this, you f**king Mavis.

So get yourself down to town then mucker. If not, I'm out next Saturday too. Around 6pm onwards tonight, 3pm onwards next Sat. I have to say I'm astounded at your reluctance. The win you've been looking for is a bus ride and a couple of pints away. You don't have to stay out all night, and you can't tell me you don't have somewhere to put Barney when the entire family goes out shopping. Couple of hours of your time for forum glory.

Can I just bring some wine in a bag? Bazza is a bottler, after all.

Ah, you've got me now I'm alright for dosh, lads. The missus has just been paid so it's at least two weeks before the bank account starts haemorraghing money again. Thanks all the same, tho'. Bazza. Bevvies, lad?

Nah, couple of mates leaving a former firm. Bazza is a man of leisure. Why not kill two birds with one stone?

It's been fine; actually up for that beer if you fancy it. Full apology could be printed on SaintsWeb, tonight. I was just confirming you weren't a big ponce living on the proceeds of your in-laws achievements. Let me know about the beer, yeah?

So did your wife buy you the pile in Cressington, Bazza?