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How will he keep himself in Just For Men, I wonder.

Think of it as two points gained, Bazza.

I dunno. How many ciggies does he smoke a day?

I would like it known that I have zero infraction points again.

The electronic locking mechanism on the boot of my car is defective. It only really affects me when I want to put things in the boot or take them out. The rest of the car works ok. Now is my motor broken or temporarily sub-optimal? One thing my motor has over the XBox One is that at one time, the electronic boot mechanism did actually work. The XBox One broken from the moment you buy it in this country. It's broken every sixth frame and is worse than a direct connection into your TV's HDMI port. I can appreciate that having bought a machine, you're happy to make excuses for the facts, but let's not change the facts, eh? I can't really accept that Microsoft didn't know about the 60Hz issue. They were, after all, the first company to actively address it. The original XBox featured a PAL 60 mode from the get-go, meaning that everything ran at a nice speed. Are you saying that between the two console launches, they've somehow lost that knowledge? I suspect the truth is they just didn't care, or were so focussed on what we developers like to call "the happy path" that they forgot about poor old Europe and Australasia. You might say similar about Microsoft's desperate plea for people to ditch their PS3s; it's a US only offer for their preferred customers. They've lost market lead in the UK; it used to be their second most important territory. They do not seem particularly arsed about getting it back.

Labour are f**king up big style imo, latching onto the same politics of hate as the Tories simply because they want to be seen as tough on sh!t. They'd do a lot better if they spent their time flouting decent policies.

The Long Blondes were a great band. I still listen to them regularly. Here is my favourite:-

When a plan comes together.

The answer is looking like "we f**king hope so!" Seriously though, hope he's ready. Young strikers bursting onto the scene is a Saints trait, innit?

Desperate stuff:- http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-01-30-microsoft-add-asks-you-to-ditch-your-ps3 Gaming community responds with:- Arf!

How much is he on?

Even worse than Ali Dia, IMO. At least he is extant.

F**k, it's normally me that gets that

Don't forget Cyprus!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xghrs_N4Vuo

Depends who you hold fealty to, I guess. Your government or your fellow human being.

You and I don't often agree on much, but we do here. I'm happier than most to divulge personal details; that doesn't mean that I actually expect Alps to send me his porn search history tho'. Privacy is hugely important. It's arguably the only thing that's truly ours. I also think that the power of blackmail is hugely underestimated. Look at what we've learned in the past 12 months with respect to organised paedophiliia in the establishment. Savile apparently a fixer for the rich and famous, given a knighthood under protest of Thatcher's advisers (Thatcher surely was told off-the-record what the score REALLY was), numerous political figures in the frame. http://www.tpuc.org/blair-covering-up-paedophile-scandal/ Blair issued a D-Notice on the findings of Operation Ore under the guise of national security. Many speculated that blackmail could have been a driving factor in the Labour government's inexplicable decision to fabricate the case for war in Iraq. Given what we know now, doesn't seem to be outside the realms of possibility.

PS4 outselling XBox One at a ratio of 1.5:1 in the UK. http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-01-30-sony-uk-ps4-to-xbox-one-sales-ratio-is-1-5-1

tbf, I think Alps and possibly VW would like to be in a room, 24-style, with Snowden.

That's like someone being given a gold star for cleaning up a dump they've done on the teacher's desk.

Alps' position on the US is laughably inconsistent. Watch this; Alps. Was Franklin Delano Roosevelt a friend or foe of the UK?

The idea was excellent; the execution was p!ss-poor.

Ok, we have a taker. Send your porn browsing history for the last three years, please Alps. Let's see how much you have to hide.

It's October 21st, 2015. -10 Geek Points, and you're last in line for a hovercar next year.

To think, he was part of the Labour Party only a year ago!