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Especially the previous manager. What's Spanish for honest, hardworking group of professionals?

I have not worn it ( I don't need to - I'm 38 ). Pics:-

True story. I have a penile chastity device in the house. It's not mine. Belongs to one of the previous occupants, and was listed in the house inventory as "bric-a-brac".

I know I wasn't going to participate in this thread, and still largely won't - but is this aintforever making the case for state-sponsored assassinations, perchance? Some serious progress being made here. Pray, continue

Check Hoddle miming his arse off here:- [video=youtube;1KEMMfV5-Qg] Even so, I still think he should concentrate on his singing career

I think he should concentrate on his singing career.

Hardly simple, especially considering the sh!thouse big parties managed to convince the moronic British public that AV/more proportional representation would lead to dead soldiers and babies.

Thanks. I agree. Has ridden completely off the back of better writers and a f**king annoying braying voice.

Barry Sanchez. On pills for his nerves, y'know.

Barry Sanchez. Top warm up man. Oh sorry, I meant Bobby Chariot [video=youtube;1TaEM-CTETI]

F**king superb. Barry wades in with an elongated accusation that TMS isn't funny, then gives the impression of a failed stand-up comedian on m-cat heckling with his audience. Bring back Bobby Chariot. All is forgiven. [video=youtube_share;-lVMKiSvVLg]

Gotta be DVLA. They'll have all the registered keepers through V5 updates.

Liverpool were sniffing around Adkins.

We'll make the playoffs despite the points deduction.

Probs going to stay out of this one, ta. Enjoy.

Steady on there, Tokes. Barry has only shown himself adept at changing one letter at a time. What you're suggesting here is advanced f**king stuff.

Dunno if they're skate trolls. My best guess? Battered Saints FC fans who are rubbing their eyes in disbelief.

Maybe someone needs to send a strongly-worded email to the Premier League, insisting that we shouldn't really have all those points

Heh, you can see the twinkle in Shearer's eye when he mentions us. Why not? Anyone else notice that Shearer looks like a young, beardless Heisenberg? JWP as Jesse?

F**king right we're in the title race.... Currently. I just hope the team are a bit more upbeat about staying there than some of the fans.

You standing up for this then, trousers?

I'm starting to suspect it's because I've developed the most succinct way to neutralise your ill-thought through comments. That was a mere eight words. For whatever reason, you choose to express yourself in the manner of someone who can't be arsed passing comment, but you pass comment with more frequency than many other people on here. Could it be, that once again, you're shooting from the hip and getting your aim very wrong? Have you never heard of Afghanistan's wonderful tagline - the Graveyard of Empires? Which other groups would you suggest have the clout to form part of a lasting settlement in that country? As the Kaiser Chiefs ask, could you tell me in three words or more?

Lose both, and we're the plucky little Saints that have finally found the limit of their ambition. Win both, especially if we do so convincingly, and we're title contenders.

As token as letting extremists run Northern Ireland?

I wasn't really expecting a debate when I voiced my views on this moronic television show. I'm glad to see my expectations are being upheld. When do you get your "arguing back" cub's badge, KRG?