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Bit unfair. He was responding to direct questions from another person. Do you think those are the next steps for Secret Footballer then? "I'm fed up with all of this book writing. Time to establish myself as a Twitter ITK legend".

Mike Harding wrote a beautiful poem about the joys of having a new addition to the family. Go on, have a baby If you really must Babies are better than rabies But only just

Follow up tweet says it'll be summer, which is what a few of us have reckoned all year.

Why on Earth would I do that? I just refuse to change the way I live, or indeed, denigrate entire peoples based on the actions of extremists that self-ordain themselves as representative of an entire faith. I also find your "frightened little f#ck" act difficult to reconcile with recent history, or indeed, the historical stoicism that our ancestors managed. The Great War of 1914-1918 was a literal hell on Earth and a tragic sacrifice of our young, but the British Tommy was known for maintaining humour and duty throughout, a fact that unnerved a lot of Germans. I guess if you throw everything at a foe and they're still laughing about it, that would be off-putting. I wonder what those men would have made of scared sods like yourself, bleating away 100 years later about how frightened you are of what you've seen on the telly.

I dunno. Plenty of them are easy prey to lobbyists, either corporate or otherwise. These measures also don't get into law without a majority. The points about financing are fair, but if a politician's job is to reform legislation, then they have to be held accountable.

Ah, projection. You know it well.

Lightweight. You don't know terrified. SarniaSaint probably sh!ts himself at anyone with a suntan (just in case, like). Step your f/cking game up.

Everyone has a unique insight. Isn't that what experience is about? I mean, there are shared beliefs, sure. Most people know that fat blokes that can't see their own cocks tend to be a tad bitter.

Of course you don't, but I appreciate this succinct display of your abilities. Amnesia seems to be your only defence of your previous content these days. In truth, your inconsistencies are at best, the unfiltered rollercoaster emotions of a man who can't make up his mind, and at worst, the demonic possession of a Southampton supporter that is the harbinger for the coming apocalypse. I'm going to (for once) slice this cake with Occam's razor. It's obviously a bloke that chats so much sh!t that he can't remember what he said.

I'd love to.

No. JFK was the man in the way. It was the men that followed that took the country to war. That is rather difficult to do if your chief executive is dead against it. In the end, he just ended up dead. Were CityLink supposed to be delivering your new brain cell? Shame. Doubling up is always quite satisfying.

Andy and Maureen are leaving the Bent Brief

Didn't you once indicate that you only posted for the benefit of four or five unnamed posters that were the only people you respected on here? Think you need to pander to a wider collection of patrons, nipper. None of your heroes lent you a vote in the TMS awards, unless whelk is one of them.

As long as you do the latter in an honourable way, such as hard work and competence, that's fair enough. It's the f##kers that deliberately withhold knowledge to retain power that irk me.

Yeah, that whole JFK thing turned out brilliantly for the late 1960s. Who wants a "peace at almost any price" President when you can napalm kids in the Far East?

99% of all speculation is talking sh!t in advance.

Good post Phil. Don't agree with all of it, but the summary of the last couple days was great. Not sure the lawyer thing is legit though. http://m.thedrum.com/news/2015/01/12/parody-fox-news-twitter-account-threatens-social-media-users-posting-foxnewsfacts

Tony Pulis Stoke. It's all we can ever achieve!

F**king fair play to Utd fans for that.

You'd have better luck getting Adolf Hitler onto a diversity training course.

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Gives it. Cannot take it back. That's why we love Complete Boll0cks Fry.

Didn't you repeatedly mock people who said we'd finish top four a few months ago? Also, didn't you repeatedly praise Tony Pulis' Stoke side as a model for Southampton a couple of years ago? This "memory" lark is great, innit?

F**k f**k f**k f**k yeah.

Six minutes.