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Bouncing elephantiasis woman destroys central Portsmouth

It really and truly shouldn't matter this much. In essence it really is only a game, I left Southampton 20 years ago and only get to a handful of games a season due to work. Yet here I am with hands trembling and heart pounding yearning with every fibre of my being

No fergusons involved sadly

The echo from the nuclear bomb that destroyed Hiroshima is set to devastate the city again. Half of the original blast has ricocheted off Jupiter, and will strike Japan in 2041. It's not yet known if the city will be evacuated.

C'mon....

Cart before horse

We need to improve in midfield at the moment

Alan Partridge: Thank goodness, actually, they're wearing gloves, because I've witnessed bare-knuckle boxing in a barn in Somerset about three years ago. And it was a sorry sight to see men goading them on in such a barbaric fashion. And I'm rather ashamed to say I was party to that goading. And two men fighting as I saw in that barn that night, naked as the day they were born, and fighting the way God intended. Wrestling at points, I don't know if you've seen Women In Love. There's a marvellous scene by the fire. It kind of resembled that.

Jose supoib

Lots of empty seats at boro

Holy Crap ! What a start , halfway throug typing a lengthy day today quote!!!

Not really sure why everyone is so sure Brum will beat Reading. Will they not be resting players for the playoffs ?

Jos has scored some very important goals for us and made few mistakes

Peter you've lost the news ( worth a try )

Always liked the air Florida kit, up there with the rank xerox one , I did really really like the sash and I hope we get it on an away kit one day

I'm glad we didn't get Gorkss, if we did we would not have bought the lanky goal machine that is Jos

I can never do this properly. Knowing its done and it isn't 'live' does my nut. I end up speeding through bits

Cheers mate

Do they still do the shiny crests?

Chris Ranns avatar on twitter is one I think, looks pretty cool

I want us to win it deep into Fergie time and have to parade around the ground with a hastily drawn sketch

The whole thread on there is class. Still nervous as hell here

Thank you for your company tonight chaps. Heart pounding stuff. Time to finally break this chap out... One chicken.... Two chickens... Ah ha haaa

Still love her right hand

Holy f*ck, can't take another night like that, that's it then 1 point and we are up. Tank you for your company chaps, feel like we've been through something together tonight