Some guys made me drink way to much before the game, I think they may have been the CIA (on secondment to CAFC) practising some new kind of water boarding, strange that they all had Southampton accents, they also looked very familiar to me, they leave no detail to chance!
Anyway, the poison took effect, it wasnt long before I couldnt see or walk that well. The after effects are thumping heads and summersaulting stomachs, just be warned, these people often refer to themselves as "mates" or "friends". the axis of evil knows no bounds!