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I disagree dd, a woman won't **** you up the arse. That would be a plus in my book mate, do you not agree?

(in) boots

Good Morning, Good Morning, Good Morning. Sergeant Pepper and his Lonely Hearts Club Band. On cassette tape!! Found it in the glovebox this morn when out for a meet, it was already cued up on 'When I'm 64'. One thing I love about the cassette version is that you neither need nor want to start at track 1, whichever track you leave it on is a perfect starting point when you pop it back in again. I was still singing 'Oh Ritaaa' when I got home. Today I fell in love all over again.

I reckon that a workplace nowadays requires a balanced mix of male and female attributes. Testosterone is a funny thing and needs tempering imho with a fair dose of oestrogen. Perhaps the UK subs already have the right mix on men and nancy boys ergo women are superfluous. tfic

You missed God, who created it all before there was anything to create (that must have been a very boring day at the office) apart from God of course, who although he existed didn't live anywhere as nowhere existed either.

That's a CANOPY Eric, but thank you for your contribution.

He would say that wouldn't he..... He even looks like a rozzer, well a retired one. btw PC Avenue, I will be taking you up on that offer of a beer next season, although you may have to carry me to the stadium.

nOT AT ALL PHIL. i WORKED ON SECURITY AT hEATHROW FOR A FEW YEARS, AIRSIDE. i USED TO GET SO EXCITED DOING GROUND PATROL T4. Used to get the hots walking under the old girls fuselage. When working Gate 13 I would phone mrs h and hold the phone up so she could hear/feel Concorde take off, it was quite literally an amazing sensation to have the control box vibrate. When I had my very first mobile phone I would stand outside and do it. She loved it too but as I was the one actually stood right beneath it's flightpath I feel extrememly priviledged. One of my dreams used to be flying Concorde to New York and the QEII home. Won't ever happen now but what I wouldnlt give to step aboerd the old bird!!

Did no-one ever tell you that cheats never prosper?

Jilly, I am available in whatever capacity you require. I cannot ref or run the line, but give me a time and I shall be there. after all I do owe you big time. Although I've not kicked a ball (or opposing player) in anger soince the forum match 2009, maybe I could be like a reserve reserve for any team that is short on playres? let me know sweet-cheeks and I will endeavour to satisfy.

My Mum. Your Mum Mums

mother (with) ----------------------- btw, I love my Mum, she made my day today with just a simple phone call.

1 - Kevin Keegan

I have taken a vow that I will attend double the amount of away games next season. D&R are on my list now. Hope the FL can see their way to making a few more 'local' games saturday ones.

Life

Actualley I'm with skippy on this one, you cannot have aroof without having a wall for it to sit upon. Good clue Kipper, they're just jealous of your genius.

STOP!

The worst pain known to man (obviously not up there with childbirth YAWN) is stepping on an upturned plug with no socks on. I know, I just did it. NB Not a bathplug. hth

Have you discovered a method of blocking the overflow when pumping the plug-hole b? I tend to use a wet flannel but never get a good seal. Plungers for clearing toilet blockages, there is no match, and the sound when the blockage finally gives is lovely a sort of 'gloooomph plop'. As said earlier I am DIY'ing today, started by making an mdf shotgun and a sub-machine gun for the gk's, now waiting for paint to dry so that they can terrorise their parents. Good times. btw, what tending does a mediteranean (sp) garden require? Is it just a matter of watering the pots?

No they don't b. The best shower cleaner ever is Star Drops, about 79p a bottle from sainsbury's and an amazing cleaning product all over the house. Also, vinegar is pretty good for glass and mirrors. Soda Crystals I like too, a sprinkling in every wash brings the white in whites out and can be doused down plugholes and drains as an effective unblocker. although if your drains are very blocked you need to get them rodded, I have a set of rods if ever you want yours doing.

brilliant -------------- btw that garden won't weed itself b. i is off to bandq so that i can do man stuff with dangerous power tools.

The shame his parents must be feeling. What a way for their Catholicism to come out.

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It is quite apparent that many of us people really do need to slow down a bit whilst driving. All this anger is not healthy. Try starting your journey a little earlier and enjoy your journey, life is not about arriving somewhere it is about the path you take. 30 mile journey @ 60 mph = 30 minutes 30 mile journey @ 70 mph = 26 minutes 30 mile journey @80mph = 23 minutes Take it easy Only joking, put your foot down and go for it, the sooner you lot get home the sooner I get to have the middle lane all to myself. ;-)

People who rush past at 4mph whilst I am TRYING TO GET SOME ****ING SLEEP.