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My dog's got no nose!

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Dangerous ground b, not MY dog. Isn't he cute though? I have a great one of him sleeping with mrs h, sharing a pillow but am forbidden to put it up here. Shame as I love it when they are both asleep, peace and quiet apart from the farting and snorting. we never let him slepp with us at home, so when she (mrs h's idea) suggested that he share our bed on the boat, I said 'what about the smell?' She replied @Oh, he'll get used to it, I did' Very quick witted for a pikey is mrs h.

I can confirm that Deppo did not actually turn up at the pre-arranged time at the pre-arranged pick-up location. Fearing leaving the team short of players I kidnapped a tramp from behind Woolworth's and dressed him from a bin bag that someone had left outside of 'Help The Aged' - hence the smell and dis-shevvelled (sp) oik that showed up in his place. I thought having the roof down (fresh-air) was a give away but tbh. Also the fact that said tramp couldn't trap a bag of sand and lacked the intelligent razor-sharp wit of our friend Deppo. I later found the real Deppo huddled around a pint of Piddle in the original localle. ****** of the highest order.

Here is Boo (Pug) and Cosmic (Patterdale): Boo, On the ****, the ****, the ****. For Matt LeTiss, LeTiss, LeTiss: Note - Hook Norton Brewery, a dog with exceedingly cultured taste buds. Cap'n Boo, working his passage: "Work you say! WTF is work?"

Pug pictures eh? I'll dig a few out but my fave reveals a little too much of me (NSFW) I may risk it though for your delectation. re the health probs, Shar Pai's (sp) have eye probs. Then again eventually every dog will succumb to something eventually. Our little Yorkie was 18 before her health waned, and in all honesty she was hardly ever exercised and shared her diet with us (mrs h's fault not mine I hasten to add). I can sort of see the arguments against 'breeding' as ultimately somewhere along the line in-breeding and it's inherent problems will surface. I bet many more pups than we will ever know about will never see the second week of their poor little lives due to not fitting the criteria. In support oif the pug camp, Boo is the funniest dog I have ever known; he sits on my head and nibbles my ears sometimes and if I dare tell Cosmic (son's Patterdale) how handsome he is, Boo will launch himself at him and I can assure you that although relatively smnall Boo is one hell of a lump when running at full speed straight at you. A Pug will never puncture your football either, although they may try. Pics later. hamser

Spit (as in Bob carolgees and - - - - the dawg)

StKip, my SIL charges car aircon systems, not sure when he's down this way next though. If you haven't posted that it is sorted when he next visits I'll bump the thread. I'm sure he only charged about £40 (maybe a bit less for a fellow saint.

Sue, Only last week I saw an ad for crew for a holiday narrow-boat. Don't expect the wages would compare to europe (iirc it was £150 per week, incl food)? Own cabin in seperate boat. I was sure it was on Appolloduck.co.uk but have searched and searched to no avail. I'll have another delve later if it is the sort of thing you'd consider?

Quote "I heard he's got a pretty beefy shot on him." Sauce? Lettuce get down to the important question here; does his missus have nice baps.

Spades in 'We can beat this lot with one arm tied behind our backs' moment. Note the blood trickling down his leg...heroic to the last. And I couldn't help but notice NO FIRST AID KIT yet again. One of these days someone is going to get a nasty graze, when you do, do not come running to me. Noteworthy also that amongst the squad yesterday were at least 4 severe hangovers, 3 carrying recurring injuries and 2 who were old enough to have known better. Some of the pics though hide these facts as they played on and on and on through the physical and mental pain barrier. Here 'The magnificent Seven':

Al, did more running around than the SWF lads actually. Discretely covering as many matches as possible. Well done and thanks to the unsung SWF snapper.

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DW, have you considered listing them 'Buy Now' for 99p and charging £14 P&P. No ebay charges for P&P listing wise or final sale price I believe. I'd say most buyers accept this method of keeping the sellers overheads down, beware however that I've used this method myself before and sold stuff at dirt cheap prices only for the buyer to complain that postage was over the top! For your purposes though (ie selling via SWF) it mought be ideal.

People on here know that I never lie Deppo. btw, did you not notice the t-shirt that I wore especially for you? MOTOM, you make I larf. Had that roast btw and a lovely pint of Piddle, you'd like Piddle Deppo, try it next time you are in there.

Pug. That is the dog for you GS. We have one and there is no need to walk the lazy bastards, no need to train them (they are untrainable) and they will eat any old crap that you put in front of them. Thay are extremely thick which is a double edged sword tbh. They have hilariously short snouts too, which is countered by them having extremely long tongues for a dog their size which is great for getting the last dregs out of cups, negating the need to wash up. We are planning on getting another one soon as mrs hamster wants a black one.

This is true. The other day whilst sat on the decking drinking some ****y Baron de Rothschild plonk, I discovered that one actually CAN light one's flatulence. Can't wait to impress the gk's when I see them. Warning; anyone trying this at home, it singes the hairs on your hand but not your bum ones which funnily enough adds a certain 'Je Ne Se Qua' (sp) to the aroma much like a decent red.

That is nothing compared to what you did all over the carpet when I touched your leg in the Brigh****er. Dirty boy. And I am not joking, he actually did spill something.

Well done lads. Start was worrying tbh but I do think that Argies peaked in that match. With each game you all seemed to gel more and more and yes, that 1/4 final was the match of the tournament imho. I took the trouble to watch a few other matches and di not see a better team performance all day. Keeping it tight when they had the ball, stopping them play and when in possesion spreading out and using the full pitch. Bearing on mind the heat and one or two very good opposition teams it was a performance that you should all be proud of. To think you only qualified in 4th place it certainly was not a case of them being complacent. Not sue what happened in the semi but I was confident of having a cold dinner when we thought you would be up against England, they had some very weak areas for sure which you could have easily capitalised on. MOTM? Some good showings from 3 or 4 Aussies, but what kept you in it was definitley some match-saving goalkeeping from Baj. Just think how good you'd have been if you'd took Ben's advice and worn shoes! Only saw one bit of nastiness all day too, and bearing in mind that all the refs and organisers had given their time freely that was one too many I'm sure all will agree. Glad to hear they lost in the final as that nipper should have not played a further part after grabbing matey by the throat. Nice also to see one or two new faces and yes, I was jealous as soon as the kick-about started wishing I'd brought my contacts and astro trainers. Thanks for the bubbly at the end, really should have gone to one of the players, but alcohol is alcohol at the end of the day and mrs h is waiting for it to chill as I write. I had a thoroughly good time, nice banter from start to finish. Ben, twas nice to see you not taking no **** from the missus, and Deppo, hope you didn't get in too much trouble? Now then, anyone got any good sunbyrn remedies? Ones that do not involve gettting mrs h to pee on me please.

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You are a disgusing minded individual. I would never do such a thing to the lady, I respect her far too highly. Apologise now you ****-faced ****! btw I have corrected the last sentence to reflect the actual truth. Happy b'day b, I am hoping to have something to celebrate my/ourselves soon. don;t want to put the mockers on it but suffice to say we are popping up to London tomorrow to see a man about a dog. Are you doing anything special this weekend to mark the occasion? I met someone the other day who was convinced that we were more than 'just good friends', he took a bit of convincing that we are not even friends.

With grammer like that, they won;t know if he's coming or going. Try not to burn any bridges though, some ex-employers can be surprisingly spiteful. fwiw, if they do offer you an incentive to stay, bear in mind that no mater what they offer you will probably get pee's off agin before long. Good luck in following your dream.

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Bugger! We're planning to be out most of tomorrow Oxford-way. can;t promise to be back until the evening. rain-check. No real rush s-s, but are you going to Fleming Park on Sunday? btw, out to pick her up now, have a good time at the bbq. I'll be driving past your Mum's house again later ;-)