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In the news; "Woman arrested for killing her kids whilst on holiday in Spain". Silly ***** should have gone to Portugal, she would have got away with it there.

My wife just called and said the on the news Southampton police say that they have identified the weirdo who has been working in our neighbouthood, stealing ladies underwear and masturbating in them then posting them through the owners letterbox. They expect to have in in custody this evening. 'That's great news' I said, 'let's celebrate by moving to Australia'.

Knock, knock. who;s there? david David who? David ****ing Cameron, now get out of my ****ing house Brown.

I started my own business a few weeks ago, I converted my loft and am making bespoke yachts. Sails are going through the roof.

S-S, I am off out later shopping with mts h. We could make it HE saintsburys if it suits,as she loves the knock-down rails in S&M. Won;t know a time until I pick her up from work at half five, but whatever suits you really. How long do you reckon you'd need it for? btw, make it a dirty thirty and we can forget that beer that you were never gonna get anyway. ;-)

Get Smart? I rememebr one time the bouncers had turned a mate away for looking under-age. Drove him home and got his passport, they turned still him down again and audibly laughhed as he skulked away, as did the rest of us as we went up to the bar for our first beer. Queing up twice and getting knocked back twice! I was always getting asked for ID as I didn't look my age (still don't) but usually found courtesy and pleasantness used to open doors. One time I was way too piddled to gain entry to that club on St Michael's Square, I sat on the pavement despondent and watched as one of Mark Wright crowd got turned away for having aT-Shirt on. I duly made an ass of myself slurring something about 'any mate of MW's is a mate of mine and swapped my Ocean Pacific for his grey top.

Pipe down you lot, my humour is obviously far too refined for this place. Dipsticks!

Bridge Too far Oh sorry I thought that said sexiest

Can pay for it in instalments though?

What about her over- sensitive touch-pad? I've tried /l'img the correct drivers but still can't adjust it! Does clean up include removing dust and dog fluff from fan area? If so, you have a deal. You are in SO though aren't you?

Rumours that the CEO is to stand down have been dismissed as viscous rumours,

viscious another BP related joke in me there people.

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Just athought, a worrying one for me personally. What price can we expect the new Ale to cost? Is he going to adopt the 'you asked for itm now pay up, drink up and shut up'. I am cosidering kidnapping some expectant siungle mother from the Princess Anne labour ward and getting her to give birth in NC's office, thus ensuring I get a free ST for life, a signed new shirt and my own parking space...and free beer of course. Come on Nicky baby, speak to us.

On the ST issue I feel that Nicola has displayed a typical banker's approach. If you have the money, then come on in and give it to us NOW. If you are less fortunate or not quite so good at budgetting then (rubs hands together) we have you by the balls. It's as if he has decided that a large section of his customer base is not credit worthy, amd hence shall be fleeced. Unfortunately as fans we can't simply choose another club but he may be relying a little too heavily on people's loyalties with this one I fear. Nicola, we are not CUSTOMERS, we are FANS, you need to learn the differences and you need to learn them quickly. Note I am not and have never been a ST holder, however soe of my best friends are. On the shirt issue, I am sure i'm not alone in having wanted to show off my new shirt on holiday. Ironically some people will have already spent their ST and shirt fund on their holidays already. WShen is the Solent Fans Forum anyway?

Was aimed at Smirking Saint as he mentioned his skills at elictrical work. Whilst i have your attention though, how much would you charge to get mrs h's webcam workimg finally and to stop her touchpad being so sensitive? Maybe incluce a thorough clean up/speeding up?

Buy it here: http://www.musicstack.com/item.cgi?item=115261496

Results have been rigged. Oil get my coat..

Amplifier ------------ As in the broken one that cretaed the unique Kinks sound. An example:

Kirsty ----------- .... Days

Wasn't that Elvis Costello or am i confusing the song with Veronica? JC was a top iconic performer, I thought of him only last night whilst watching 'Women who made Country'.

I worked with a friend of Mary's many years ago - Nobby Clarke. He used to say what a lovely couple you are, we can all take some comfort that you are now re-united. Sleep well Mary. Nice piece on the OS too.

Answers to BP headqurters. Please enclose an SAE.

Not jokimg StL, honest. I really am interested as to why ITV replaced the programme with a comedy show. I'd have thought something more sombre would ahve been more appropriate.

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