hamster

spratt (jack)

Price

Go as a tortoise. Give your girlfriend a piggy-back and tell people that she is 'me shell' (michelle).

rambling

monster

Hypo, I do actually have a very good gorilla suit (incl feet and hands) which you may borrow, it is a medium but a tight medium. FOC providing it comes back with no fag burns or cum stains.

scotland

Ah but she chooses to read them, ergo she supports and agrees with them. After all, it is 'my government' of whom she speaks. fwiw I have no problem with Fergie touting her ability to introduce people to these bloodsuckers, fair play to her, always had a soft spot for the old toe-sucker.

School

..that the Queen should be reading some statement about a 'fair system'' when all the time she has that bloomin great diamond in that bloomin silly crown that she had balenced on her regal head blinking at us in the camera flashbulbs. Nice touch Queenie.

I am trained in manual handling of dead weights, I'll carry you to the bar when it's your round. just between us ss, the clever money is on the Away tam, phil is a great motivator of men. Trust me, it may get emarrasing for nicky's little lambs.

I thought that you were playing? nick's not that much of a geek by the way, not once you get to know him he's not.

Ironic that NC comes from a country where 'the family' 'looks after' thoe families who have someone banged up. Maybe NC's just waiting for the nod from Dom Perione, or whetever his name is. Just a thought.

It was an OG iirc Pompey highest goalscorer in the Prem starngely enough.

I maintain my belief that strenuous (that's s t r e n o u s ) be a more fitting word. I strained.

Oh! You mean for that help last year don;t you? what'll it be mate? You might have to wait until late into the evening though ss, there will be a lot of peopl there on Thursday who will not see me put my hand in my pocket. I have been asked to present the trophy actually, as a sort of 'Guest of Honour'. Had to turn them down though, I'm not into all this attention seeking mullarkey to be honest. Like to keep my head down and all that, if you know what i mean?

I owe you absol****inglutely **** all mate.

do I **** SS

The Irish. How did they get on with their appeal by the way? Don't recall them being in the news much since that handball accusation. If not then France, for obvious reasons. No, Poland...for obvious reasons.

That's a very strenuous Saints link don't you think? Anyway, it's not your turn to ask the question yet.

? and what is wrong with canals, precisely? Okay...erm.... Motorbike motorbike person. ;-)

Right, I am coming. Permission from the boss to stay out past 9, as long as all my homework is done. Who's getting the first round in? Perhaps the losing team should get the bill for the first round, who's up for that idea? Give you all something to play for.

My flag will not be seeing the light of my local until we get to the semi's. That is when it will really kick in for me, before that I will watch and support as many teams as I can fit into my waking hours. I actually amd organising my diary at work around the World Cup at the moment. sad isn't it. btw Glasgee Saint, one of your George Cross's is upside down you simpleton.

Grand (Union)

Fixed that for you landford. fwiw, I'm extremely proud to admit that i know such a well respected member, genuinely nice person such as you. Not forgetting the delightful mrs landford.saint of course. did she tell you about the weird conincidence at work today? Did she tell you where our camera club are going for their next outing? Did she tell you that '***' has agreed that we can take another member of stff with us? And did she tell yo who that member of staff may well be? It's going to be a scream.