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/\ been poorly actually, projectile vomiting. ------------------- ogilvey

Fleming (Lord Chief Justice)

Walkabout? Must watch it again some day, hust for old times sake.

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I chased a bug around a tree. I'll have his blood, he knows I will. My Mum used to have us in stitches with this one, she used to take her teeth out and do it: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

Here's one for you: I'll not say who it is but give it a listen and whilst listening have a think about how far we have supposedly come. This music, like punk and rock n roll, is from the hearty of people who are ****ed off with politicians, royalty rulemakers in general and the like. Well, I like it. Actually, it almost brought a tear to my eye ('almost' I said).

Duke (of york)

so would I if KH were joking but how do you think I got my 'O' level?

rubber

phwhoar

Was this it?

/\ I didn't call him anything, I was mbrought up not to peak with my mouth full. And he always gave me a curly-wurly after lessons. Hate them now.

I reckon that there is an announcement that Paul Allen is taking over the club. All part of his big plan. Markus and Nicky hold the reins for a season then once we've passed the Paul Allen 'fit and proper' test he makes his move. It's not rocket surgery ffs.

You kniw full well DP that Jacko is Simeon Jackson. You could do with a player like him in the forum match as I won't be there to stiffen up your back four. I fear for you if I am honest mate. Is the bookies open for the match do you know?

/\ 'What's got a hazlenut in every bite?' Squirrell sh!t

Clive Woodward is looking good, sorry I mean Sir Clive Woodward. We missed a golden opportunity there, one day he will mange England imho.

Mars is my absolte favourite. I used to eat 10 poacks when I was a lorry driver, only stopped eating them like that after a painful trip to the dentist resulting in about 4 extractions and a mouthful of fillings. I was so glad thast they din't completely ditch the King Size version the other year - I only ever buy the Duo when i have one, them single bars are for lightweights. Anyway, 'a Mars a day helps you Work, Rest AND Play'. Get in.

I lost my virginity to an English teacher. FACT

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Laptop for your daughter is a must. sats or not, kids need their own laptop nowadays. You'll be glad you bought it within weeks Jeff. My grandson (11) got one for Christmas, best present ever. He mainly plays some online role role play game but also uses is it for homework often asking my advice as I sort of teach IT for a living. I'm not very knowledgable but I what I do know is how to find stuff on the internet. At work if someone has a problem I just sit down next to them and WE find a solution. It's great, THE best job I have ever had. Jamie (gs) thinks that I the sun shines out of my.. - he doesn't ever say 'that' (down almost entirely to excellent grandparent skills) but you get the picture. I help him to speed up his computer with basic stuff like defrag once a month and how to clear cookies, cookies are downloaded in their hundreds with youngsters, don't ask me why but whatever sites these kids visit, they don't half bung up your computers. Make sure she looks after it, it will pay dividends later when you need HER help. That laptop looks nice but don;t buy one cos it looks nice. The really good ones look a bit more functional but they are also regarded as stylish by kids, kids now their stuff re style apparently. Ask for someone on here to find you one, tell them your budget and I promise that they will get their collective heads together and find you an absolute bargain. SaintStevo found me an amazing deal lat year, a really great laptop for mrs h, I use it more than I do my own actually - only cos its she's always got the bloody thing on, playing some stupid girlie game (Jewel Quest) evry waking hour, even when she's SUPPOSED to be cooking my bloody dinner. Get one with an integral webcam. They aren't brilliant but kids do not want to keep clipping an external one on top of their screens, just add 'decent webcam' to your wish list. I am told that 'dual core' processors are the mutts doodahs at the mo. Apparently it's like having two engines in your car, although I don't know that I'd actually want two engines in my car to be honest, checking the oil on just the one is plenty enough fpr me thank you very much. BATTERY LIFE - MAX YOU CAN FIND. Absolutely the Number 1 priority. If you find one with a good battery life you can take it as read that it is high-spec machine. I may be wrong of course as this is all in my very humble opinion. Cables and sticky out bits like dongles are a no-no. Find one with both BlueTooth, WiFi and mobile phone technology, this is because youngsters just want to chuck their laptop in a schhol bag and go, carying dongles and the like is a real inconvenience for our little angels, poor things. And while you are at it change your ISP you are almost definitely paying too much and you are almost definitely not getting the fastest d/l speed either. The sort of sites that your daughter will be visiting are gonna have so much d/l content that it will strangle your connection if you're not careful. On this subject try different locations for your wireless router. Just because it is in the next room it does not always follow that that is the best location. What you walls are made of has a big bearing on this. Lat year I realised that the other FOUR laptops in the house were monopolising the internet and my old faithful was as slow as the old dial up service that I had over 10 years ago. Anyway, I asked on SWF and got a few tips on how to prioritise my laptop over all of their's, they still don't know why my laptop is the fastest in the house, my old Inspiron 63m rocks. Btw do you know when the SATS results come out? I'd like to reward little Jamie if he does well, he's a good lad is Jamie. Godd luck to your princess, the'se SATS don't look as easy as the old 11+ tests like that at 11, I ask you? hamster un-employable (no one can afford me)

Let's NOT lol at Gillingham. ******s the lot of you. They worked bloody hard to get up lat season and although the table doesn't lie, they have worked bloody hard again this one but just couldn't break their away hoodoo. They need to get some dosh in from Jackson and rebuild imho. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a new man in the hotseat within a few weeks as Scally has ambitions for them including a new stadium. In years to come many of us will be visiting the new Priestfiled and romatacising about the old one and the day we got soaked and Elvis came on the pitch and we celebrated being beaten. In the future visiting fans will not get to stroll down Gillingham High Street thus taking away vital beer tokens from the pubs and instead will be visiting some flat-pack pub for a nice sterile pint just like those ****e ones up at Sixfields.

There's teh annual programme fair next saturday at SMS. Wonder how many times this subject will come up? fwiw, I hope that this all revolves around AP asking for a pay rise.

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It's only showing at selected venues from Tuesday. Odeon southampton has just the ONE listed which is a 8:30 on Tuesday evening. http://www.lovefilm.com/cinema/venue/Odeon__Southampton-460.html I think that LoveFilm are already selling it too. I like The Gurdian's review: "Watching this film is rather like being cornered in pub by a garrulous devotee of the beautiful game determined to talk you through the great days of the 1990 World Cup when Bobby Robson coached his boys to the semi-final, thus giving the finger to the tabloid press. British football was taken out of the grate, the "Great" put back into Great Britain and the nation's reputation redeemed after the debacle of the Heysel Stadium disaster which claimed the lives of 39 fans and got British teams excluded from European competition just five years before. The film is strictly for nostalgists and students of visual and verbal clichés." I also like my new word - 'Garrulous' and shall be dropping it into conversations this week.

Nice one, from my formative years. I'd also recomend giving 'Upstairs at Eric's' a play. Deffo one of the better early electro examples, and THAT voice of hers, spine-tingling.