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The Woodman has some craicking nights by all acoounts, but i ain't been in there for a few years now. I knocked their guttering off many moons ago, when making a delivery around the back. Note: That is NOT a euphemism (sp)

/\ Seeing as people will be waking up to this in a few hours time I will PM you rather than out myslef. I will of course expect the PM to be treated with the strictest confidence.

I'm a regular hth

On yeah, and don't listen to that Deppo chap. he'll groom ya quicker than ou can say, "that Ice House, looks like a nice friendly pub with all those lovely hanging baskets, hanging there"

Nought wrong with Landguard Road as such, a bit busy traffic wise, but close enough to both SGH and Shirley for buses and pubs. Shirlay has a good range of charity shops and a few decent boozers, but you need to find them as the better ones are tucked away imo, apart from The Brigh****er, which is a Wetherspoons hence good for ale drinking. If I were working at the General I'd go for somethiung in Upper Shirley if I could afford it as there is more space for parking and you are not quite so traffic-locked. Also, closer to the Common, which is lovely for walking, cycling dog-walking, bird-watching etc. And for a cheap boozer you ahve The Malvern. If you are going to be regularly going out of the city, then heading north, you'd want Upper Shirley anyway. If you are working at the Gen check out the UnilInk routes too, they are regular and have by far the most polite helpful bus drivers you will find: http://www.unilinkbus.co.uk/networkmap.shtml I would seriously recomend you go for a short let, whilst you suss the areas out, no disrespect to anyone living in those 'certain areas' but their are some where it is definitely preferable to be a 'local lad' if you know what i mean.

/\ No, I think her fiance is away on his submarine, she's just keeping it warm for whe he gets home. He's probabaly hanging out of some sailor as we speak, so all's well that ends well i spose Depps.

Kentish you say? Man of Kent, NOT Kentish if you don't mind. Sarf of the Medway, don't ya know. Anyway, if you have nothing constructive to add, please leave.

/\ Blimey! I'll pinch that if you don't mind BS? Tony Sealy Ivan Golac Manny Andruszewski (Eastleigh lad) Chris Nicholl Ted McDougall Trevor Hebberd Malcolm Waldron Terry Gennoe Tony Funnell (ex Super Gills)

Oh look out here comes that bird you had last week, and she's coming our way. See you later mate. Got protction? Here have this one, I won't be needing it. Good luck.

/\ Deppo, I don't know if it's the beer or the funny fags, but do you fancy a kebaba back at mine (again) mate? I've got the new Joe Jackson tape, we could listen to that praps?

Here is the second sheet for your perusal. suggestions please? Updated with names and suggestionshttp://s932.photobucket.com/albums/ad170/freewebtv/?action=view&current=autographs2.jpg

Deppo, where'd she go? I thought you were keeping our seats warm while we had a bit of a smooch. **** it, another lezzer.

Cheers Deppo. Right mrs btf, how you getting home tonight?

You have just walked in to the virtual Silhoutte Club Deppo, get us beer and a glass of Pernod for mrs btf wil ya mate?

I overheard a strange conversation the other week, in my local. I overheard a chap recruiting a bloke for leaflet delivering. He was showing him a route map, telling him how it was 'easy money', and giving the odd ;-) , which I took to mean that deductions from wages may not necessarily apply. I chatted about this with mrs h and we were in agreement (perhaps wrongly) that it is the way of the world, and nothing too sinister. I was having my glass refreshed a while later when I heard the followong statement (by the way, this is 100% true, hamster's honour): "Last year, I had 15 blokes on the job, 13 of 'em Poles, hard working and reliable" "This year though, this year I ain't got none of 'em; there's a recession going on and you gotta look after your own ain't ya?" I was in two minds whether to pull him up on the double negative, but mrs h said best not to get involved, althoguh the extra cash would come in handy. I'd be interested to know which people think the wrongest of the two, black market Polish workers or black market English workers? She starts next Wednesday btw (not really).

btw, on Doc Martin there was a chap who had erm 'flown his kite in his neighbour's field' so to spreak. And he wanted DM to cure him, despite his wife finding his newfound bi-sexuality 'quite exotic'.

why the ;-) ? Maybe it's my imagination running away with me, but are you being flirtatious (sp) with me, on a public forum mrs btf/ You make I blush ma'am.

It'll be on later this evening I hope. I'll bump the thread on 'Buy/Sell' when it goes up. I've got lots of stuff to sell, so anyone finding it can add my account to their favourite sellers (link on the listings) and set their e-0mail options to update you every time a new item goes up. I'm just about to upload the pic of the other autographs within the next 1.2 hour hopefully, but lost my ImageShack pw.

Why? I don't know b, why did you watch the cricket. This is getting silly now.

Ironically (?), in a conflict at the times when pitchforks were the weapon of choice, it would have been your employees with the pitchforks. You would have perhaps had a blumderbuss if you were anywhere near the fray Johnny. :-) And amongst those pitchfork weilding oiks, might well have been the great man himself Wat Tyler. You'd have liked him.

Did you watch Doc Martin tonight mrs btf?

As per title 31 years on. Sex with a13 year old! Shocking? http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/sep/27/roman-polanski-arrest-switzerland-custody

Maybe we could repalce 'racist' with offensive' in the context of playground jokes. But I am pretty sure that they are not always intened nor received in that vein.

? Whatever gave you that idea mrs btf? This requires some probing. I am from the mighty cricketing kingdom of Kent, yes. And a few weeks ago I was passing on some freebie tickets on behalf of someone else, plus I love a pint of Spitfire (Kent being the home of the Spitfire), but Cricket fan I am not. In fact mrs btf, if pushed I wouldn 't even know which side to bat or bowl for. I am very confused.