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A rare gem, I laughed at that. Take a bow draganov.

SL, I am surprised that this has not been mentioned previously. Driving in the west country is one of the few remaning experiences one can have behind the wheel of a car, it must be twice as pleasurable on a bike. Every year we take two holiday down there (St Ives is a lovely place to stay too) and as soon as you pass Dorchetser the other road users seem so much more relexed. Thus morning I was in a rush to get back from picking up my Grandkids in Gillingham. They have some roadworks where 2 lanes merge into 1 near Bluebell Hill (Haunted - FACT) and I have never seen so much fist-waving and ****** signs, I was really shocked, women too ) What, I wonder would be readers favourite drives? Mine is driving between Wareham and St Ives, no one avearages over a ton down that neck of the woods I can tell you! FACT

1.2 mill euros wasn't he? How much did we pay for Rory Delcrap

I still have my Grandad's certificates from when he used to race pigeons. Therefore I find pigeon recipes distasteful.

We are red,we are white, we are ****in dynamite lalalala lalala lala repeat until... we are white we are red we are mental in the ead lalalala lalala lala repeat..

"Sometimes I live in the country Sometimes I live in town Sometimes I have a great notion To jump into the river and drown"

no, that was the ajax game i think

Spooky! This aftrenoon I was chatting to that man's son, the last time he did it he got his head split open by a coin. True story. My Dad played in the Albion hence we were talking about it.

Perhaps they are prepping the area for moving visiting supporters there?

No, that is good, it is one of my homepage tabs.

What about gay men on the subs then, surley that would raise 'concerns' re bedsahiro=ing, bathing etc. the radiation isssue is one that sub-mariners obviously accept when going down, surely the same could apply to a woman? Do you really not want the person alongside you to be appointed on the basis of them being the best man for the job dd? (no pun intended)

Couls you let me know how you get on with it please B? I have always fancies a water bed personally.

I really was not prepared for that. Horrible!

I wil be more surprised if nothing happens to it tbh.

Matthew 13:13 dd, are you seriously saying that you would allow ME onto your sub, in preference to ANY woman whatsoever? Your protestations are akin to your non racism stance imho. I'm not racist but.... Some of my best friends are women etc etc etc. No offence mon ami, but I keep having a vision of you being played by Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men., have you seen it?

If I have, I'll let you know. I'm afraid the only way they are all going to get sold is a few at a time. I'm hoping to sort the whole lot by date soon, so will try to make an XL file available to all. Watch this space G, I'll PM you direct if I find that one. hamstare btw, thanks to anyone who bid on the shirt I was not expecting to get that much, cheers.

Q. What does my ex-wife have in common with dd's submarine. A. They are both full of thick semen.

I've not heard that Will, I think it's just to minimise the risk of people having too many beers prematch. They've moved a few of Southends matches for the same reason. sad isn't it that our fans are classed as a similar 'risk' to the likes of Millwall?

I know, it is a bloody cheek, the list of pick-up points amazes me, Sandwich, Deal, Broadstairs, even that ****hole Margate, they don't care who they are, Charlton wll poach them. I've heard those on the Margate coach only go cos the driver puts the heater on for them, gotta be better than a cold pavement I spose. They even nicked The Gills shirt sponosr KRBS, the K standing for KENT the cheeky ****ney chappies..

/\ The big worry if the wost happens and we go down, is that another chairman pinches Pards. I like his style, I like what he says, I just hope he is ready for a fight, I am.

Yup, played right into his hands. They ended up getting pulled al over the show, and left Brizzle with a spare player to run at those in the box. Would never have happened to Rudi, but we are not allowed totalk about 'the past' are we..

Why you no do it properly, I reckon you are quite good.

http://www.ugoto.com/picture_cruel-sunbathing-prank.html NSFW lower down...

/\ That was it, wedding cake. Worked a treat.

I remember my first wife had a really nasty gash, she had some stuff that healed it up no problem, I'll try to remember what it was called.