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Translation for old gits: 50p, thrupenny bit, 50p, thrupenny bit

I did not cancel my bike ride as I was en-route to work at Bishopstoke Precision Engineering, I had two thousand washers that required de-burring and dipping in 'trike' (sp) before the weekend.

2 eyes, didn't the owners live in Uppper Shirley Avenue? I used to drive past that van of their's IIRC. and +1 for the best burgers, really succulent and pure beef. No lips and arseholes in them beauties.

Is your profile still viewable to your friends? If so, then you could quite easily set up a new account and add one of them, then view their friends to add all of your other mates. Just an idea.

You should have taken your drums

Just thinking out loud here, but are people suggesting that his Dad in some way 'called in a favour' when he came to us?

Meerkats in Weston Super Mare! They'll be driving our buses and wanting their own community centre next! Russian Meerkats, send them back where they came from I say.

Beautiful. '..do it for Wright's pies' brilliant

You didn't canel your wedding in honour of John Lennon? I am shocked. When I heard the news whilst cycling through the fog along Brambridge Lane, I nearly fell off my bike, I thought I had been hit by a lorry, I was that shocked. My absolute hero - DEAD.

Michael Jackson is dead! They kept that quiet...

I nearly didn't get that, clever. Okay, Rule 1:

With the announcement from Jack Warner that FIFA intend to introduce 'Sin Bins' to the game PRIOR to next years World Cup Finals in South Africa, what are people's views on this. In particular; will it benefit the game, will it make it easier for the 'hard men' (as they are not at so much riskof being sent off whilst breaking someone's leg in a crunching tackle) and who will be the first player from our current squad to be 'sin Binned'? I reckon it will be Papa Waigo for throwing his shirt into the crowd after scoring the goal that makes us safe, later this season. COYRs'

Could try Hants County Council, we regukarly have Social Work students, and Police Officer's in as part of their training, so would expect other departments to have similar opportunities available.

Might I refer you to post 13, for this is true fact cheese and headaches and nightmares go together like eggs and bacon.

I thought they were supposed to look llike erm..... ladies 'bits'. I ain't never not met a lady with 'bits' like that. The closest I ever came across (clever eh?) was my ex wife's which was well and truly battered.

Do the words 'go', '****' and 'yourselves' mean anything where you come from. You've been holding on to this for weeks haven't you? No-one, I note, is quorting me stating that we would thump The Gills, which we did. Waigo will be off at the first opportunity anyway, do people seriously believe that he enjoyed that last night?

Never mind fans on crutches, what about ****s in hats? Was that you Stevo, with the silly trilby amd your posse in the Itchan North?

I was expecting something about us winning the cup, nevermind!!

2nd blimey http://www.10champions.com/results.aspx

Corrested the ad, cheers SJ in H That's a great autograph for anyone's collection in itself.

/\ Don't get me wrong Micky, I too want Paul Harte to remain as their manager, I think most saints fans would agree with me on that.

Gaydamak's Dad?

But their only asset is that they are currently in the Prem, it would be a crazy gamble for anyone to hope that the rubbish squad and manager that they have bought is the rubbish that has to cling on until Jan. I would not be surprised if this was not just another nail in the coffin. Someone somewhere is taking the **** out of them royally.

Anyone tried that new scent that's just been advertised? I think it's called "Come To Me"

If you really do think that we could get that same level of noise by opening Block 1-3 that would be brilliant. That is what I go to football for. COYR's Maybe open it up for anyone on The Nortahm who wants to swap seats and come into the Itchen. There you go, they just got the names of the stands mixed up. They really meant to move everyone into the Itchen, it's obvious now.