hamster

Wrote the 'shoestring' series which launched trevor eve's acting carrer, ergo he's an okay bloke.

Joradn, am I right in thinking that your team only had one sub? If so you should invoke the equal number of subs rule imho. Seriously nipper, stand your ground. Get your Dad to be your impartial (lol) manager and your team will walk it next time.

How many social workers des it take to change a lightbulb? Well. does the lightbulb has to want to change in the first place, eh?

What if the grasshopper used to live in a country which had lots of lovely spices which the squirrel took from him under the threat of death, or even kidnapped the grasshoppers grandparents and made them his slaves? What if the grasshoppers granddad lost his life fighting in the squirrels army, and his uncle lost a leg in the same war and got sent back to grasshopperland (unable to hop now though) to fend for himself and his several dozen offspring (ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper) Anyway, what if mr grasshopper is a decent plumber, who will do a better job than his squirrel counterpart for half the money (and CASH to boot)? What if mr grasshopper has a proven goalscoring record eh? Oh!!

WD40 main active ingredient is fish oil I think. How ****ing interesting is THAT.

One could be forgiven for thinking that nickh had hacked minibarce's account, lol. Jordan, I am going to be controversial here and confess that i too was confused as to what was going on re subs when i turned up. I thought it looked a bit sus. There really should be a re-match as it added a bit of spice to the usual sunday kickabout, and although I personally prefer the normal format for health and fitness reasons, the proper game was great to both play in and watch.

Both correct I believe. The publicans weapon of choice in the fight against people enjoying themselves without paying tax is Johnson's Baby Oil. Seriously is a lopsided society that raises so much money from alcohol and nicotine sales though isn't it?

can I play? Is it spelt ****

I'm concluding that armed with a razor blade and a mirror, I would rather have a decent shave, look in the mirror and do aFonzy 'hey' - voila', same effect. Last question from me for now, where can I get some?

I have a friend that makes me want to try anytrhing to numb the pain of being in his presence too sb.

BUMP Just put my 'Last Match at The Dell' shirt up plus a Saints watch and a pair of (rare) '76 FA Cup Winners cufflinks too. Follow the link in the first post for more details. hamster PS Mods, is it okay to 'bump' this tthread as and when I put more items up for sale please? It will save me starting loads of new ones over the coming weeks/months. Cheers

Sounds like yo got a good price Bridgey, did you have to haggle?

Sounds like a rematch is required. How much was the ref and how much would I get to run the line?

http://rs706.rapidshare.com/files/283168917/Saints_Fans_Forum.mp3 Kelvin Geoffrey Davis, 21:30 mins in. Top top bloke. Took advice from Zola, after checking with Mrs Davis of course.

One example of why this will NEVER happen, and is a true fact cb. I can not only touch my nose with my tongue, i can get the tip inside my nose. Even you, I believe, would have no requirement for arsenic.

/\ Why? They got pee'd off when the corners were closed as did I, but this way they reclaim a corner albeit the other side of the fence.

Was a bit slow getting started, but imo the best bit was the 7 a side short games, the players seemed to up the tempo qite a lot. probably the competitive nature coming out. I was watching Bart quite closely and he is a very very good shot stopper. All in all, I think it was a good PR exercise; lots of autographs for the youngsters and the vouchers for the Gills game, which I did not realise only apply to tickets in the Chapel, so mine is going begging if anyone is interested. Adult and a child for a tenner, anyone?

/\ ..and this is why the housework gets done, yes? Not in my house, obviously*, but that explains why I've heard of it referred to as the 'housewife's choice' *I am not suggesting that Mrs h does not do the housework, nor that she is a cocaine user. She is in fact perfect in every way. To be honest though, she does occasionally put sugar in my tea, which really ****es me off, especially as when I tell her of her mistake, she always sys "Well, you know what to do then, don'tcha'

I have always been of the opinion that they could logistically put visitors in the Itchen North corner, I am surprised it hasn't happened I really am. Safety wise, you want to keep fans from intermingling. Currently anyone going from ticket office to the Northam has to pass the away fans, and after the game they often shut the north car park anyway, so it would negate the need to do that. For the more boisterous teams, simply cordon off the bit from Ted's statue and march them up from the bottom of Brittaniia road. They could even use it as a segregated holding area allowing me time to get back to my car and others get the first pint in at the Northam Club. There are sure to be some negatives, like the corporate boxes, but I've been to a few grounds where we've sat in front of their prawn sarnie munchers.

?? I've heard that some people take speed or cocaine to get 'up' after smoking dope heavily, then have a smoke to calm down again? Surely that's a bit ****ed up if you're doing that though?

No Tel, we SELL Guinness. HTH

Did no-one mention the balti pies FFS! I knew I should have stayed, you lt let me down AGAIN. I actually decided to not hang around as there were so many watching the training that I assumed it would be packed, how many were there in the audience?

FWIW my Junior school was called Westbrook, it is in Gillingham. fact.

Is it the one they call 'poor man's speed' or have I got that the wrong way around?

/\ Funny but valid point, well made Deano. It would not surprise me if blind people were banned from joining these groups, as they are too easily hoodwinked into holding converstions with non whites. Maybe they could train their guide dogs to sniff out Asians, but then you wouldn't need the blind person as he would hinder the dog's valuable work.