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Hope noone is offended by this but I now know why they say that submarines are like used condoms. If you font know the answer I am not telling you, it's in bad taste.

Anytime you want to bump barges with my 63 footer just ask mrs b. It's a bit tender at the mo though, hopefully be ready for a bit of 'all hands on deck' come May. Anyone who's not eating at the moment who is interested in the procedure is welcome to search YouTube for a video of it. It's called a TURBT. Trans Urethral Resection of Bladder Tumour; my consultant gave me the Latin translation: Trans - through Urethral - japs eye Resection - to cut out of - of Bladder - bladder Tumour - tumour Bloody clever these quacks I tells ya.

Pot kettle deepio.

I am Serge already. Casting off mid May. I wonder what flag I should fly as my ensign We are in fact legging it all the way from Gayton right into the heart of London. Any Saints en route are welcome to hop aboard for a celebratory cuppa. Did you get your tickets sorted?

Just to appease anyone taking me seriously. If I do happen to 'acquire' any spares I shall be giving them away FOC, just to clarify.

If they are general there will inevitably be some arsehole buying in bulk to tout them Ted Bates statue, 14:00 £50 a ticket; 2 for £100 ;-)

/\ I thought that you Played year 1?

Those voting for Fonte only do so cos they fancy him IMO. Take away Radhi and Fonte is average.

In the coming weeks people need to have a serious think about this question. I cannot remember a season like it with quite so many contenders. I am sure that steve and Baj will put up a POTs poll soon. I know who I will be voting for but others on here might need a week or two to realise that I am right on this. Quite often in the past our POTS has departed in the summer. For once let's keep him and build the defence around this giant. Vote Radhi.

Damn you iPhone keyboard, I'll leave it though.

The first one is the one that everyone still talks about. The only incident worthy of mention last year was that past it bloke getting himself sent off. This is why I reckon the price has increased, they need extra security in case big nick tries to infiltrate. I don't know if the old codger realised but he has still to servean automatic touchhole ban. This is factually correct; go read your precious rule book Lovejoy.

Yay. I must confess that I was a little inebriated last night and now slightly embarrassed by my attention seeking whore style post. I confess that I am at times (waking hours usually) an attention seeking whore though. Being really morbid about it though, does anyone know the name of that book with the story about the best time in the season to pop one's clogs? Was it by Roddy Doyle. Well, I think this would be a good season. It has until now been absolutely brilliant. My favourite EVER. Aren't Saints an amazing obsession to have? Anyway, wont apologise for raising cancer as a topic per se. I swear 100% that were it not for this very forum I might not have visited my doctor so in a small way this place played a part in saving my life. If in doubt, get it checked out. We learnt this from mrs h's experience with breast cancer a short time ago. The NHS is brilliant, amazing staff too. Once they have you in the system you receive absolutely top notch care. And that is what counts, they 'care'. Protect the NHS at all costs, all of your lives quite literally depend upon it. I have met over the past couple of weeks some extremely overworked staff and understand now why nurses are called angels. Some real hotties in the General too, certainly took my mind off of my woes whilst I was in there. The food IS shlt though. UT hugs

Absolutely. My point was that it is great llto Jena saints fan whoever you are More the merrier I say

What a day.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?28254-A-few-spots-and-pee-ing-blood-medical-advice Still got the spots though! ThAnks you'd lot for helping me through it m You know who you are. It's been emotional day. Found out we've sold our house today. On cloud nine m Cheers Bridgey, mike April and Phil the gorgeous bridge too far and mrs hamster for putting up with me.

Will this team get us promoted and who Ll st be with us next season if not.

/\ lol Schoolboy error. It has to be Radhi has to be

+1 pots

There can be only one. RadhiJaidhiOFF If nothing else for his clean shlts.

/\ genius. Stveve can't you give the club a call. If it doesn't then I really pike the gaffers suggestion. Invite everyone though. Do it tO raise money for a cancer charity. I will organise it if people want. And I may have a little surprise for everyone if you play your cards right Absolutely NO FIGHTING or illsort you ourv It can be our promotion party.

I dreams a dream -Philip Schofielx Anything by Blondie

What about steward at SMS? Get your footie fix too

Proof reading was a joke, whoosh. Take aways are also not shy in paying cash in hand I understand. Before turning down £5 or £6 an hour remember that in cash that is worth about 30% more. Cash is king, always has been, always will.

When you can't write a song cos the words are all wrong, thatsa hamster. In actual fact T, that Amore tune is a great one for a new chant. Maybe our resident lyricists could get to work on it? Seriously

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