What, no mention in the article of the 18000-seat extension taking us to 50000 capacity, and at a stroke making us the undisputed giants of south coast football?
10 out of 10 if the recommendee is a masochist with great powers to defer gratification, and who has a special penchant for being cuckolded by Liverpool and witnessing all hope and victories snatched away by endless 93rd minute nightmare goals.
Not sure what more you can expect - plenty of contrition and honesty. Acceptance of mistakes. Lets just hope they sort out the faulty black box and also get someone who can operate the damn thing as well as Mitchell did.
Would not be at all surprising if Klopp's rape and pillaging acquisition department raided the south coast yet again. Another 4 years of Defectors Watch won't be a problem...