adrian lord

I doubt his o2 sats were dropping

Can't see where our goals are coming from.

Ince and Hartson have put on weight.

Goalkeeping coach I presume?

Yes because there's no hope of Europe and we will do well to stay up at this rate. We are all Daleks now...

What is Walcott's present fitness/injury status?

^ dudes or duds?

Screw Liverpool and VVD.

Certainly Romeu’s decline is perhaps the most telling Bell weather. Changing manager will not be enough, squad needs major surgery to cut out the cancer of sedition and debride the goal-less forwards.

3-3 at Boscombe

United equalising in Fergie time

mmm...wouldn't surprise me.

So we have it confirmed that there are problems in the dressing room. And that is with VVD to all intents and purposes out of the picture. We had hints of it in Puel's reign. Toxic situation that will likely result in relegation unless the trouble-maker(s) are shipped out.

"That's no problem..."

Utterly vapid performance. A new low.

2-0 training match stuff

Almost 2

Tottenham are only in second gear.

The first of many one fears.

Very good refereeing

Alli “natural reaction” to elbow opponent in the face....

Singing our song.

Looking ominous

Sleepy half empty atmosphere

Chelsea.